Just thought I'd get the party started.
Cheers to all!
2007-06-21 06:14:52 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Teresa - PULL. STICK. OUT. OF. BUTT.
2007-06-21 06:26:41 · update #1
Doezzis mean you're *hic* conzeeding Christ*hic*ians the *hic*point about transishnal fozzils*hic*?
2007-06-21 06:31:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I wondered the same thing this morning, Footprints, but then wondered how safe Christians are on R&S.
You see, Satan has his agents here that will offer suggestions to those who are not strong in the faith. He insinuates doubt, like he did to the priests: ¨Read the Scriptures, No prophet must come from Nazareth.¨
True, but those who read the Bible knew that Jesus was in Bethlehem just long enough to be born, thus fulfilling the prophecy that the Everlasting God would come from there.
Thus, I would warn Christians to be on their alert, and keep united with God in prayer as they use this section of Yahoo.
One more thing. There is a Bible Code that will strengthen faith in Jesus as the Messiah as well as warn you of future events. select: http://abiblecode.tripod.com
Blessings, Balaam
2007-06-21 13:23:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
*chug* Great question! Here, have a star!
Abba dabba abba dabba abba dabba abba dabba said the monkey to the chimp!
Great now I get to spend the whole day trying to get that song out of my head! LOL
2007-06-21 13:20:09 · answer #3 · answered by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Um - we didn't descend from monkeys; we and monkeys both descended, separately, from a common ancestor. You just had to ape the fundies, didn't you!
2007-06-21 13:21:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
I'm breaking out my Full Throttle now! And taking the ginseng! Here we go!
2007-06-21 13:19:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
You are so unsure of your religion, you tend to believe may be the atheists are correct
2007-06-21 13:22:50 · answer #6 · answered by mamakumar 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
*drink*
I'm not an atheist, but I saw the monkeys taking over and just had to know if I was wrong or not.
2007-06-21 13:22:38 · answer #7 · answered by Kallan 7 · 7⤊ 1⤋
How do atheists have morals and don't forget Pascal's Wager ftfw!
2007-06-21 13:28:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
*imbibes* While reading Origin of the Species for the 100th time.
2007-06-21 13:19:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I was in need of a drink...
If the first christians were formally jews why are there still monkeys?
2007-06-21 13:17:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋