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I nominate "Crazy", by Gnarls Barkley...;0)

2007-06-21 06:09:57 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Who said I'm "hatin'", Creole girl?

2007-06-21 06:14:07 · update #1

Yes, please, horseman...=0)

2007-06-21 06:16:47 · update #2

27 answers

Atheists are those who exist strictly to piss Christians off,
They’re persistent with their usual insistent remarks and arguments,
Trying to force their science experiments on our belief system,
They can’t accept the fact that we have a sincere faith,
Like it’s an insatiable flavor that can’t be erased,
We’re just tryin to savor it but you’re like a bitter taste,
Lacing us with insults and criticism, how are we at fault?
Do you really feel the need to assault our way of life?
That’s all you do in the R&S section, it’s fukkin discrimination,
Every question you ask is pure persecution that NONE of US deserve,
We are just there to enhance our faith and yet we get mocked and ridiculed,
You people are fukkin cruel, You may as well all be Anti-theists,
You try to force ideas that God doesn’t exist,
My reasons for bein pissed are as long as Santa’s list,
The main one being, you coming to R&S just to talk ****, that’s it, you make me sick,
At least half of the total posts this section has seen are by Atheists,
ALL of them persecuting followers of Christ,
I’m just here to stand up against all you ignorant pricks,
Thick headed jerks that can’t get it through your heads that this is our belief,
Do you people lose sleep, or can’t eat knowing that we take relief,
From something we can’t see and yet have faith is there and cares about us?
It’s no surprise we get defensive, cos all of you are abusive and aggressive,
And always on the offensive so you think we’re just gonna take it?
And just cause Christians aren’t perfect doesn’t mean every Atheist is either,

2007-06-21 06:13:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 29

Promental zhit backwash psychosis enema squad - Parliament Funkadelic

The world is a toll-free toilet
Our mouth's neurological azzholes
And psychologically speaking
We're in a state of mental diarrhea

2007-06-21 13:22:39 · answer #2 · answered by Sldgman 7 · 1 0

Made to Love by Toby Mac

2007-06-21 14:46:11 · answer #3 · answered by tlcbaotou 3 · 0 0

I Say a Little Prayer for You by Aretha Franklin

2007-06-21 13:26:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

I like the sentiment. I'd offer up an old school take: Napoleon XIV's memorable "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!"

2007-06-21 14:05:27 · answer #5 · answered by Dave P 7 · 1 0

Theme from Rocky

2007-06-21 13:33:06 · answer #6 · answered by Midge 7 · 3 0

Different Strokes

Now, the world don't move to the beat of just one drum,
What might be right for you, may not be right for some.
A man is born, he's a man of means.
Then along come two, they got nothing but their jeans.

But they got, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.

Everybody's got a special kind of story
Everybody finds a way to shine,
It don't matter that you got not alot
So what,
They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours, and I'll have mine.
And together we'll be fine....

Because it takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.
Yes it does.
It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world

2007-06-21 13:15:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6 3

Wild Thing by Sam Kinison

2007-06-21 13:13:01 · answer #8 · answered by Quantrill 7 · 1 2

Good one, how about Round and Round? Forgot who did it, one of those 80's hair bands

2007-06-21 13:54:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I have a couple:

Christian Woman - Type O Negative
Kryptonite - 3 Doors Down
Hotel California - (I'm an idiot and don't remember who did it originally)
and
Wild - Poe.

2007-06-21 13:15:48 · answer #10 · answered by lupinesidhe 7 · 2 2

Spirit in the Ska

2007-06-21 13:13:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

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