...and do I make the check out to God?
please note: This is intended as a joke, sorta.I guess I assume someone out there will take it literally.
Thanks and peace be with you!
2007-06-21 06:00:09 · 11 answers · asked by albob3000 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
She stands on the corner of 5th and K st. Just ask her. She's not cheap, though.
2007-06-21 06:03:17 · answer #1 · answered by nondescript 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is not a joke to me- when I say that I am not being nasty - I am just stating the fact- that you cannot buy peace or serenity. It is a free gift, through Christ. How do you accept that gift- reach for it- He died on the cross to give you peace with God, so you can have the peace of God.
2007-06-21 06:06:53 · answer #2 · answered by AdoreHim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*Serenity*
Read Psalm 23, It will take you down to Jesus green pastures,and His Holy herbal shop and Spa where you can get refreshing and serene water, live waters!, they definitely have His Psalms and Proverbs for reflexology in the spa and meditation is available too, with some accupressure theraphy that can alleviate a great deal of heart ache, when those points are in your heart, maybe a headscape massage. You can ask the Lord to hug you and feel his presence, and ask him to add some aromatheraphy with some lavender. You are going to feel great after such a pampering treat!!
Take care and feel His bliss at his herbal shop and Spa of the Bible.
2007-06-21 06:17:57 · answer #3 · answered by Motta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've told you guys a thousand times we don't practice slavery in the United States because the government says its a no no.
Serenity is not for sale.
Please note this is intended as a joke. Not even sorta really seriously a joke answer.
Shalom Aleichem
2007-06-21 06:06:15 · answer #4 · answered by Tzadiq 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can find Serenity right next to the Depends in Wal-mart.
They have machines that will print the check out for you.
2007-06-21 06:03:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bath & Body Works then go to Yankee Candle. Nothing but complete serenity :D
2007-06-21 06:04:17 · answer #6 · answered by ceadmilefailte1982 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If time is money then I buy it every day spending time in mediation. On crappy self realization days, I feel short-changed. Maybe I counted wrong? Life happens.
Thanks and also with you.
2007-06-21 06:06:11 · answer #7 · answered by ... 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The travel agent of your choice....oh, I guess I was thinking of myself.
2007-06-21 06:04:59 · answer #8 · answered by gypz9 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sernenity now insanity later...
2007-06-21 06:11:42 · answer #9 · answered by Can G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't buy it---but you can trade some anxiety for it.
2007-06-21 06:04:56 · answer #10 · answered by TeeHee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋