There once was a farmer who had 300 hens but no rooster. So he went down to a pet shop and asked if they had any the owner came back with a rooster and said "this is Jim he's a real stud he'll get all your hens pregnant." So he bought him and took him home. when they got there he put Jim in the coop and told him "now Jim this is your first day so take it slow" he walked off feeling proud of himself when he heard a loud squawking over and over he rushed back and found that Jim had nailed every one of the hens and a duck and goose down by the pond. the next day he found Jim on his back with buzzards circling the farmer got down on his knees and cried "oh Jim why did you have to die" Jim whispered back "quiet there about land."
2007-06-21 05:35:50 · 11 answers · asked by Tiny Tim 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm going to post another one soon.
2007-06-21 05:47:08 · update #1
Old, but still funny.
2007-06-21 05:51:36 · answer #1 · answered by Ashley V 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jim wanted to lure the buzzards down so he could nail them too! HAHA!
2007-06-21 12:42:06 · answer #2 · answered by PAUL C 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
JIM IS JUST BEING A TYPICAL MALE, A HORNY OL' BUZZARD!!!! THAT WAS CUTE, 2THUMBS UPS
2007-06-21 14:18:48 · answer #3 · answered by mimi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
already emailed it to a friend, very funny!!!
EDIT:
for those who don't get it,
read the last line as "quiet, they are (they're) about to land"
2007-06-21 12:44:36 · answer #4 · answered by For_Gondor! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not dirty but antique
2007-06-21 12:45:31 · answer #5 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
huh i dont get it i kind of do but its not very funny
2007-06-21 12:44:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahhahahahhaahhahaha have a star u diserved it!
2007-06-21 12:43:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao,that was a GREAT ONE!
2007-06-21 12:43:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it.
2007-06-21 12:39:23 · answer #9 · answered by shorte716 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it either.
2007-06-21 12:42:42 · answer #10 · answered by billy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋