2007-06-21 05:10:10 · 16 answers · asked by Tim 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I show him where my name is written in the Lamb's Book of Life. Since I'm on the list, he gotta let me through. If he still don't wanna let me in, I just call one of my friends in high places, and say "Hey JC, Pete down here won't let me in the gate. What gives?" Then I hand the cell phone to Pete, and JC tells him to hit the button to the gate.
Just gotta know the right folks, is all. It's like the old saying goes: "It's not what you know, its WHO you know".
LOL
Hope this helps...
Have a good day!
2007-06-21 05:18:35 · answer #1 · answered by Simple Man Of God 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
((sighing))
When you die, if you see Heaven and the Pearly Gates,
you will not be asked why you are there or why you should be there. Jesus Christ paid your sin price for Heaven and you would have accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior, so Heaven is your home. You do not need an invitation to enter your own home.
2007-06-21 12:22:36 · answer #2 · answered by faith 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would say that "If I am allowed in, and others are not allowed in. I will stay here to comfort and minister to those denied entry." I refuse a 'heaven" where Gandhi, the Dalai Lama, etc. are excluded. I would picket at the gates and organize protests against the injustice.
2007-06-21 12:17:04 · answer #3 · answered by Boncar 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you haven't accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior by that time, when you meet Him face to face and are judged, it will be too late. Simply put....you cannot enter the Kingdom of heaven without fully and sincerely repenting of your sins and be born of the Holy Spirit of God. You then must willingly develop a close relationship with your Father in heaven and become His true and faithful servant. You will turn your life around and live to please God and not yourself. If you reject the truth of God and His Spiritual Laws, then you reject eternal life in the Kingdom of heaven.
2007-06-21 12:24:38 · answer #4 · answered by TIAT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you ever see the movie, "My Date with the President's daughter"?
The guard at the front gate to the White House won't let him in, then he tells them he's a friend of their boss's daughter.
When they realize he really IS a friend of the President's daughter, they let him in.
And getting into heaven will be something like that.
Once they know you are a friend of Son of the Boss.
Pastor Art
2007-06-21 12:16:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
How do light, fluffy clouds support pearly gates? Wouldn't they just fall through?
2007-06-21 12:13:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
There is nothing you can do at that point. Since we all sin and fall short of perfection you have only one choice to accept Christ gift of giving himself for your sins. Since he was perfect and shed his blood for us to pay for the law of justice the debt is paid. Acccept his mercy live well love god (obey his commandments),(Love your neighbor)and be thankful for his gift and look forward to your life with him. Pretty simple :)
2007-06-21 12:26:33 · answer #7 · answered by David S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your question is simply not Biblical.
Ephesians 2:8-9 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast.
2007-06-21 12:14:09 · answer #8 · answered by Micah T 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Tapdance - God gave me the special gift of tapdance. I am sure a little time step or a buck & wing would get me in no problem.
2007-06-21 12:14:04 · answer #9 · answered by NONAME 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Kick in the nuts works every time.
2007-06-21 12:13:14 · answer #10 · answered by EZSum 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋