Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is
It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin
People to git cancer ?"
"Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer
makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all Them burgers
an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?"
"Sure is, Bubba."
"And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was
gave that hot coffee that she ordered?"
"Yep."
"And that football player sued that university when he
Gradiated and still couldn't read?"
"That's right," said the lawyer."
"But why are you asking?"
"Well, I was thinkin . . ..
What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all
them ugly women I slept with?"
2007-06-21 05:09:47 · 8 answers · asked by cubby 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Never went to bed with an ugly woman but woke up with a few uglies
2007-06-21 06:10:33 · answer #1 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah but how could he ever prove that he had drunk budweiser in the 1st place never thought of that 1 did you
2007-06-21 17:57:34 · answer #2 · answered by grffthsstvn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! Freakin' brilliant! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Good thinking Bubba go ahead and sue them!!!
2007-06-21 16:51:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Adorable! I laughed! Have a star! Take care, ~N
2007-06-21 12:31:03 · answer #4 · answered by pitsargenaf 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I like it, ALOT
star
2007-06-21 12:47:23 · answer #5 · answered by 2shay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny!
2007-06-21 12:14:53 · answer #6 · answered by Princess of Egypt 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋
that was not approipriat
2007-06-21 12:14:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
dumb joke
2007-06-21 12:16:59 · answer #8 · answered by billy 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋