A woman who was unhappy in her marriage was walking along the beach one day and came across a magic lamp. She picked it up and out came a genie! The genie granted her 3 wishes, however, what ever she wished for came true for her husband 10 times over.
For her 1st wish, she wished she were beautiful. POOF! She was beautiful...and her husband turned so handsome he made women faint!
For the 2nd wish she wished for a million dollars. The genie reminded her that her husband would have 10 million dollars if she wished for one. "that's okay, it's community property,I'll get half of it" POOF! She was a millionaire, and her husband was a multi-millionaire!
The genie told her she has only 1 wish left and her husband will benefit 10-fold , so be careful what she wishes for. She thought for a few minutes, smiled, and said, "I wish for a mild heart attack"
2007-06-21 04:53:56 · 16 answers · asked by Grilled cheese lover 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This wasn't funny.
2007-06-21 05:00:41 · answer #1 · answered by realstylesint'l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-13 09:14:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-06-21 06:07:25 · answer #3 · answered by Ashley V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! That's very good!
The husband will have a massive heart attack, and she will gain all the money.
:)
2007-06-25 00:10:22 · answer #4 · answered by Kay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's not nice! Oh! It's funny, but not nice, especially coming from a wife!
2007-06-21 05:00:32 · answer #5 · answered by SFECU12 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so it means that her husband will get 10 times milder heart attack than her and live longer than her....LOL
2007-06-21 05:10:10 · answer #6 · answered by emkay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one
2007-06-25 04:03:19 · answer #7 · answered by Oops 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star-deserving! So funny.
2007-06-21 05:08:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good joke
2007-06-21 05:03:06 · answer #9 · answered by Martha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha smart lady! that was cute...i wish i could do that!
2007-06-21 05:13:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋