A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I
can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers
and said, "About 2 hours. The guy left. A few days later, the same guy
stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a
haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, About 3 hours. The guy
left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop
and said, About an hour and half. The guy left. The barber turned to a
friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see
where he
goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then
he doesn't ever come back." A little while later, Bill returned to the
shop,
>laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go
when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "Your
house."
2007-06-21 04:42:00 · 13 answers · asked by Rick S 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a good one
2007-06-25 04:02:37 · answer #1 · answered by Oops 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cheater!
2007-06-21 04:47:45 · answer #2 · answered by Midnight Sun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one
2007-06-21 04:46:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao!!! Classic.
2007-06-21 04:46:20 · answer #4 · answered by Jake S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny. I can't stop laughing =)
2007-06-21 04:58:50 · answer #5 · answered by Mee-Mee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funny! have a star
2007-06-21 04:46:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! thats so funny! haha, ive never heard that one before! that cracks me up!!!! hahahahha!
2007-06-21 05:17:27 · answer #7 · answered by Jacquelyn Nicole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahhahahah dat was really funny.
2007-06-21 05:12:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! Another adulterer.
:)
2007-06-25 00:05:34 · answer #9 · answered by Kay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! That was hilarious!
2007-06-21 06:01:21 · answer #10 · answered by Ashley V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋