A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast, bacon, eggs, perhaps a slice of toast? A buttery muffin? Grapefruit with ginger and coffee to follow?
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "it's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunch time, she asks if he would like something. A bowl of home made soup, maybe, with (mmmm) a cheese sandwich? Perhaps a plate of snacks and a glass of milk?
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "it's really taken the edge off my appetite."
Come tea time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. She'll go to the cafe and buy him a burger supper. Maybe a red pudding or a steak pie? Maybe he'd like a pizza microwaved? Or a tasty stir fry that would only take a couple of minutes?
He declines. "It's this Viagra," he says, "it's really taken the edge off my appetite."
"Well," she says, "would you mind getting off me? I'm bloody starving!"
2007-06-21 04:26:21 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha i posted that joke last week
i put in it all foods i like
problem was, after i posted i was famished
2007-06-21 04:30:36 · answer #1 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor thing, trying to go out of her way to make sure her husband is well fed. What a wonderful wife!
2007-06-21 04:41:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Didn't expect that !!!
Here have a star
2007-06-21 04:39:45 · answer #3 · answered by Milking maid 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow!! I definitely didn't see this one coming!
2007-06-21 05:09:38 · answer #4 · answered by Princess of Egypt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's a good old one i hear this a long time back.good one tho.
2007-06-21 06:50:10 · answer #5 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats funny have a star!
2007-06-21 04:32:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha like it !
2007-06-21 04:30:47 · answer #7 · answered by SilverSurfer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO love it love it
keep them coming
2007-06-21 05:30:10 · answer #8 · answered by exiled_lover6 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good & a star for you
2007-06-21 07:18:45 · answer #9 · answered by bone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, like it !
2007-06-21 04:30:20 · answer #10 · answered by Joe Ninety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋