A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his bride if he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she will never open. The bride agrees. After 30 years of marriage, she notices that his drawer has been left open. She peeks inside and sees 3 golf balls and $1,000.
She confronts her husband and asks for an explanation. He explains "Every time I was unfaithful to you, I put a golf ball in the drawer." She figures 3 times in 30 years isn't bad and asks "But what about the $1,000?" He replied "Whenever I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them"
2007-06-21 04:23:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO
hoping all men aint like that well i hope my date tonite aint lol but then agen marriage is for crazy ppl dont count on me getting married
LMFAO
keep ya jokes coming im lovin em
2007-06-21 05:33:29 · answer #1 · answered by exiled_lover6 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl! Classic! Golf Balls...aren't worth much XD
2007-06-21 04:43:04 · answer #2 · answered by Jake S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that was really funny. Excellent! Here is a star.
2007-06-21 04:34:17 · answer #3 · answered by realstylesint'l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really good joke!
2007-06-21 04:26:55 · answer #4 · answered by MAVSFANATIC41 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was really funny!
2007-06-21 04:27:02 · answer #5 · answered by :)☮♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that's a good one
2007-06-21 05:09:19 · answer #6 · answered by Grilled cheese lover 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's fantastic guys
2007-06-21 04:30:48 · answer #7 · answered by Midnight Sun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's good, but is it old? oh well, it is still funny
2007-06-21 04:34:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, shame on him
2007-06-21 04:43:16 · answer #9 · answered by 2shay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-06-21 04:39:05 · answer #10 · answered by curlyloxx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋