A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt.
After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars - there's nothing left! Thank God we are all right. This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other."
The man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely."
The woman points to a bottle on the ground and says, "And here's another miracle. Somehow this bottle of Scotch from my back seat didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this Scotch and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, and chugs about a third of the bottle to calm his nerves. He then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..."
2007-06-21 03:52:12 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one have a star.
2007-06-21 03:57:20 · answer #1 · answered by tiggernck 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-06-21 04:05:10 · answer #2 · answered by Lisa K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm a guy but I still thought that was hilarious. It's sexist, sure, but not too sexist and what isn't now-a-days? Brilliant.
2007-06-29 00:10:05 · answer #3 · answered by Mercenary Poet 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wel i think da guy must b a transgender bcoz guys are clever and he is acting like a girl
2007-06-29 02:33:27 · answer #4 · answered by Mickey 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That women was a blonde I would like to state for the record. lol only blonde women are that intelligent.
star!
2007-06-21 04:10:16 · answer #5 · answered by 2shay 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
That is the funniest joke I have heard in a long time!!! Thanks for starting my Friday off right! Star for you!
2007-06-29 02:53:37 · answer #6 · answered by Hippiechick 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Holy Crap! That was simply hilarious! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That bloke is in deep $h!t!!!
2007-06-21 08:52:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very smart woman.
:)
2007-06-24 23:51:42 · answer #8 · answered by Kay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol a star for you
2007-06-28 19:51:18 · answer #9 · answered by Donela P 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like it , it is funny....seems like the man is going to get in trouble DWI.....anyboby HAhahahahahahahaHHHHAAAAAA
2007-06-29 03:03:20 · answer #10 · answered by tm 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋