A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbour to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbour then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"
2007-06-21 00:44:08 · 28 answers · asked by Soul Reason 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
i'd give a false report like that in hope they'd bring me what I asked for....
2007-06-21 01:01:38 · answer #1 · answered by Wonderwoman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha thats a bit harsh haha
2007-06-21 07:49:24 · answer #2 · answered by kit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't this belong better in the jokes section? It is funny though.
2007-06-21 07:51:06 · answer #3 · answered by Marcus M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I wouldn't. You can get arrested for filing a false report.
2007-06-21 07:52:19 · answer #4 · answered by Lisa H 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a very old joke. Still made me smile though.
2007-06-21 07:47:04 · answer #5 · answered by shojo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-06-21 07:47:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats brilliant i like dat 1 pmsl
2007-06-21 08:29:58 · answer #7 · answered by Matron 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha-ha
2007-06-21 07:46:20 · answer #8 · answered by q6656303 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol- like it star 4 u
2007-06-21 07:46:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good 10/10 and a star.!!
2007-06-21 07:49:15 · answer #10 · answered by S Csparky 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋