a couple of short jokes are the okay?

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a couple of short jokes are the okay?

A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?"

"I would love to," replied the husband, "But I don't know her well enough."
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The morning after their honeymoon, the wife says to her husband, "You know, you're a really lousy lover."

The husband replies, "How would you know after only 30 seconds?"
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Two women were talking, when one said to the other: "Do you ever talk to your husband when you're making love?"

"Yeah," replied the second, "But only when he telephones!"

2007-06-21 00:11:31 · 3 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles

sorry im bored and they delete me

2007-06-21 00:16:26 · update #1

3 answers

Still not as funny as when you told them yesterday.

2007-06-21 00:15:02 · answer #1 · answered by billy b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋

Very funny

2007-06-21 07:17:07 · answer #2 · answered by bush 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋

Pretty funny ones. Ha Ha.

2007-06-21 07:35:41 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋