I am making fortune cookies for my friend's graduation party, and am in need of some dirty, silly, funny, or even crude fortunes to put in them. Any ideas?
2007-06-19 09:00:27 · 7 answers · asked by ziiggy 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Entertaining
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2007-06-19 09:08:26 · answer #1 · answered by Carolyn R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dirty Fortune Cookies
2016-10-03 03:22:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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dirty fortunes for fortune cookies?
I am making fortune cookies for my friend's graduation party, and am in need of some dirty, silly, funny, or even crude fortunes to put in them. Any ideas?
2015-08-18 08:48:16 · answer #3 · answered by Lasandra 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will receive a fortune cookie
2016-03-22 21:37:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite: About time I got out of that cookie.
More fun ones:
You may attend a party where strange customs prevail.
Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.
Now is the time to make circles with mints, do not haste any longer.
I farted.
You will walk away with joy when you touch your next cactus.
2007-06-19 09:20:34 · answer #5 · answered by Holly Molly 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
just take an ordinary fortune cookie saying and add "in the bedroom" before the sentence. as for crude, tell someone their panties are as crunchy as the fortune cookie, LOLOL!!
2007-06-19 09:34:02 · answer #6 · answered by redhot_redhead 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's some sites. I don't think any are ' dirty ', but you might find some you like.
http://www.chinese-fortune-cookie.com/
http://www.fal.net/html/misfortu.html
http://www.badcookie.com/
2007-06-19 14:50:26 · answer #7 · answered by Pat C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
High school or college graduation? If it's high school, you need to keep it clean. Other than that, just use some funny facts about the graduate that only you know. This way nobody will be offended and everyone will have a good laugh.
2007-06-19 09:03:52 · answer #8 · answered by 2Beagles 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
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Help! I am a prisoner in a Chinese bakery!
2016-04-01 03:38:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confucius says: He who lives in glass house makes peepee in the forest..."
2007-06-19 09:42:30 · answer #10 · answered by andipandi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋