Old woman goes into her local supermarket where a young girls is serving at the counter, and say's "Can I have 36 tins of cat food please"
The girls reply's " You must have a lot of cats"
To which the old woman says "Oh no,there for my husbands sandwiches, I use the cat food as a paste for the bread"
The girls reply's " That will kill him madam!"
"Oh no, its okay I read it in a book" Said the old woman.
So off she goes with her cat food only to return one week later, where the same young girl was serving again.
The girl asks "How may tins of cat food today"
"None, my husbands dead" said the old woman.
The girl is stunned and say's "I told you that you would kill him feeding him that stuff"
The old lady said " He did not die from that"
"What was the cause of death then" asked the girl
And the old lady replied "Oh, that's because he broke his neck when trying to lick his ar*e"
2007-06-13 23:53:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
PMSL!!!! Lol lol!!! Nice one hun!!! Have a star!
2007-06-14 03:51:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coz if a worker is cautioned they might actually tell yet yet another suited speedy food sort (Mc. Donalds, Hungry jacks) their "secret" recipe and use and inhance it so it tastes greater desirable suitable than KFC's and larger human beings purchase it extremely of KFC's
2016-10-09 04:32:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe cool but the whole stories a little to long. I wouldn't say something to break the ice with but still prity awsome.
2007-06-14 00:00:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Urrgghhh thud
2007-06-13 23:58:51 · answer #4 · answered by Tiger01204 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meow, Meow, Purr, Meow, Purr
Translation: LOL Thank you!
2007-06-14 14:34:16 · answer #5 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. i think the old lady knew what was coming up.. *Hilarious*
(it was the purrrfect murder)
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
good one.. thanx for the laugh
2007-06-14 00:06:46 · answer #6 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
N1
2007-06-14 00:00:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A standing ovation for you, if only you could see me.
2007-06-13 23:59:14 · answer #8 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good! hehe
2007-06-14 00:21:11 · answer #9 · answered by juliette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny stuff......I like it, I love it, I want some more of it!!!
2007-06-14 00:03:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋