Tadpoles are causing global warming. Don't you agree?

Question

They are evil, and need to be stopped.

Now I am going to give anyone who disagrees a thumbs down despite the validity of the argument; and the best answer will go to someone who uses the words "I agree," followed by exactly what I said, but phrased slightly different. Ready, GO!

And your argument ISN'T absurd?

YES! And let us pray that His Eminence Gore brings ManBearPig to justice soon, or else we are all doomed.

It's over, Michael won. Don't even bother posting anything else. He just showed solid evidence that "tadpoles" are in fact the main cause of rapid climate shifts, and will continue to do so as long as there is a sun where "tadpoles" surface from time to time, sometimes many at once. Awesome!

Thank you Michael D, I think you caught the underlying sarcasm.

Answer 1

I agree that these tadpoles might heat things up a little... they also interfere with my dang cell phone!

Solar Tadpoles Wave At Astrophysicists
Science Daily — Researchers at the University of Warwick's Department of Physics have gained insight into the mysterious giant dark "tadpoles" that appear to swim towards the surface of the Sun during solar flares - enormous energy releases happening in the atmosphere of the Sun.


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The tadpoles - colossal physical structures with dark heads and attendant wiggly tails that seem to swim sunwards against tides of hot matter being thrown away from the Sun during flares - have puzzled astrophysicists for several years, as they are so unlike any other phenomena observed on the Sun.

University of Warwick researchers Dr Valery Nakariakov and Dr Erwin Verwichte believe they have managed to understand the physics of this process. They analysed observations obtained with NASA's "Transition Region And Coronal Explorer" (TRACE) space mission and put forward the idea that the wiggles of the tadpoles' tails are huge waves - similar to the flying of flags in the wind - though, these solar wiggles are several times larger than the Earth. The scientists think that the waves are produced by a peculiar physical mechanism known as "negative energy waves", when waves suck energy from the medium they propagate through.

The understanding of the wiggles allowed the researchers to conclude that the tadpoles themselves are not material features, but optical illusions, as the solar matter is not falling down but is being continuously thrown upwards. The apparently descending tadpole head marks the falling start point of the matter's upward acceleration.

This work has just been published this month as a Letter in Astronomy and Astrophysics.

Note: This story has been adapted from a news release issued by University Of Warwick.

Answer 2

If we put the evil tadpoles up against the world's leaders, the tadpoles would evolve into frogs and toads. The world leaders would still be ... "leaders?" Tadpoles win.

Answer 3

No, I do not agree. Tadpoles (larval form frogs) represent a species that has been decimated in North America as a direct result of certain agricultural practices in recent years. It is blatantly obvious that we were the ones who have provoked this reaction - they are not evil - they are merely defending themselves...

PS - Best of luck in your search for people who will mindlessly agree with inane ideas. You will in all likelihood find some. Such individuals seem to abound on Y!A.

Answer 4

I agree, that tadpoles along with anything else that man kills with our pollution contributes to global warming as it decays and creates greenhouse gases. They(major polluters) are evil and need to be stopped in order to prevent mass extermination of organisms from contributing to the problem.

Answer 5

Look at all the poeple who answered you as though they are "holier than thou" and didn't even know what tadpoles where. That shows you lots of these people are not informed. Just blindly following the shepard, Algore. The sheep say BAAAA, BAAAA.

Answer 6

I'm sorry and don't need the points. It's termites, not tadpoles!

Answer 7

yes, "Tadpoles" are the cause, and Thank God for "AL GORE", he noticed this ! We just had the "COLDEST" April on record in NY, Easter egg hunts were done in "Arctic Parkers" this year, WHERE'S "AL" NOW ?

Answer 8

yea to many tadpoles lol

Answer 9

I don't agree. In what way do tadpoles cause global warming? It's an absurd agruement we cause global warming.

Answer 10

They dont cause global warming but they cause noise pollution.