Why do they choose to ignore the feeling of His Noodly Appendage that tells them it's true? The FSM wants you to follow the correct path and I think he lets everyone know Pastafarianism is true, but some people choose to ignore this feeling.
I believe the only way to Heaven, which has a stripper factory and a beer volcano, is through the FSM. If you are not a Pastafarian, you will be thrown in a vat of hot pasta sauce forever. I do not want this to happen to anyone. Why do people choose to ignore their Noodly feelings deep inside?
I feel everyone secretly knows the truth, it's just that some people don't pay attention to it. How can they be so blind?
2007-06-13 19:01:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I prayed to the FSM (pbuh) to help find my glasses, behold I found them. He does answer prayers. RAmen!
2007-06-13 19:13:45 · answer #1 · answered by Beavis Christ AM 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Some resist being touched by his noodly appendage. It is a shame, they do not realize that the FSM loves them.
Though I will be looking forward to making copies of you girl wonder in the stripper factory =P
2007-06-13 19:07:38 · answer #2 · answered by Gamla Joe 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Everybody believes deep down inside themselves,it's just that some haven't yet admitted it.
Why do people come to this forum if they don't believe in The FSM?
They pretend by talking about false gods but they know the truth.
RAmen
2007-06-13 19:18:07 · answer #3 · answered by rosbif 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Why end with some holiday trips - make it Marco Polo March insanity! He must be the buyer saint of pastafarians. Had he no longer long previous to the Orient and introduced it back - we could have no macaroni, lasgna, and so on. Aaarrrrggghhhh there matey - improve the sails and bypass the pasta!!
2016-10-17 05:19:03 · answer #4 · answered by antonovich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel sorry for christians, they're blind and can't see the complex design made by noodles of FSM.
Everyone knows that if Universe is sooo complex, that it cannot come from a chance... There has to be only one explanation! That's FSM!
His complex intelligent all-powerful noodles can only design such structure.
Hope they know the truth before it's too late.
RAmen!
Pasta Be Upon Him.
2007-06-13 19:05:36 · answer #5 · answered by X Theist 5 · 9⤊ 0⤋
People need to know that there is hope in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, if you just open your heart and see the work of his creation all around you. Dress up as a pirate, look in the mirror and repeat with me: "Arrrgggh!" Doesn't that feel better?
2007-06-13 19:07:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
I prayed for sustenance and the FSM made me baked ziti for lunch.
2007-06-14 09:12:35 · answer #7 · answered by Scott B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I worship His Holy Noodlyness! ... All hail Meatballs!
Bless You Girl Wonder... I had strayed and not prayed for at least 30 minutes and your LOVE has now brought me ever closer to the Great Him!!! ... (I am faint with unbounded Joy.)
( ...or is it perhaps 'Her'? )
2007-06-13 19:05:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
Winnie the Jesus is the only fake god that speaks to me.
Wait, did you say 'stripper factory'? Can I get back to you?
2007-06-13 19:12:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm. Spaghetti.
2007-06-13 20:06:38 · answer #10 · answered by Robot Devil 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋