Why do they choose to ignore the feeling of His Noodly Appendage that tells them it's true? The FSM wants you to follow the correct path and I think he lets everyone know Pastafarianism is true, but some people choose to ignore this feeling.
I believe the only way to Heaven, which has a stripper factory and a beer volcano, is through the FSM. If you are not a Pastafarian, you will be thrown in a vat of hot pasta sauce forever. I do not want this to happen to anyone. Why do people choose to ignore their Noodly feelings deep inside?
I feel everyone secretly knows the truth, it's just that some people don't pay attention to it. How can they be so blind?
2007-06-13
19:01:48
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