at the gym you have to do some very painful exercises like the sit ups and the chin ups and the most painful is the pay-ups
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the other day i went to work with both ears bandaged.my boss asked me what has happened and i told him "i was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and i accidently answered the phone instead of the phone
"well tht explains one ear" said my confused boss"but wht about the other
"the person called back" i said
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a man brags to a friend about his new hearing aid."it's the most expensive one i'v ever had...it cost me $3500
the friend asks "what kind is it"
the man says "half past four"
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2007-06-13 18:58:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
actually i'v done a mistake in the second joke........she answered the iron instead of the phone
2007-06-13 19:02:09 · update #1
Hilarious
2007-06-17 17:24:16 · answer #1 · answered by Oops 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here is a star - especially for the hearing aid one.
2007-06-14 02:03:13 · answer #2 · answered by Patti C 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL I luv the hearing aid one..."half past four" Hilarious!
2007-06-14 02:01:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Those was so Funny!!!
Why did you tell the 2nd one in first person...you are not the Blondie who did that!!! Of course you deserve a star!
2007-06-14 03:26:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are all nice jokes & i enjoy all of them reading anyway you've got all stars
2007-06-15 01:34:20 · answer #5 · answered by shines56 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!!
ahhh!!!
i dont understand the hearing aid one =[[[[
2007-06-14 02:14:49 · answer #6 · answered by JessicaLouise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL i loved those jokes and yea i gave you a star too.........keep 'em commin =)
2007-06-14 03:17:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first joke is funny
2007-06-14 02:53:48 · answer #8 · answered by alma_jolie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked them all. very nice. have a star!
2007-06-14 02:51:46 · answer #9 · answered by john 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hearing aid one was exceptionally gud!!
2007-06-14 03:19:59 · answer #10 · answered by cutie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋