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A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn off the P.A. system.

"As soon as I clock off" he said, "I'm going to have a nice cold beer and then scr*w the a**e off that blond flight attendant." The horrified flight attendant made a dash toward the cockpit, but tripped over in the aisle.

A little old lady sitting there whispered, "There's no need to hurry love, he said he was going to have a beer first."

2007-06-13 18:25:04 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Well Galactic_Explorer it all depends on what sense of humour you have, or whether you have got your head stuck in the clouds (galaxy in your case!)

2007-06-13 18:32:19 · update #1

25 answers

Fool.. If it is the Blonde Bombshell ,I say forget the beer idiot.
Great one Beautiful very repeatable. He He.

2007-06-13 21:45:43 · answer #1 · answered by Robert B 5 · 2 0

I don't think I'd bother with the beer.. LOL.. What kind of Galactic explorer is he/she.? Wont get far without a sense of humour.

2007-06-14 02:08:31 · answer #2 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 2 0

love Norma Jean
(AKA Marilyn)

2007-06-14 02:52:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Very nice

2007-06-14 02:41:49 · answer #4 · answered by Lindzey 2 · 2 0

that naughty old lady wants a bit of his cockpit

2007-06-14 02:58:57 · answer #5 · answered by markhatter 6 · 2 1

hehe, best joke iv heard since 5 minutes ago.

2007-06-14 01:46:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

ha ha ha ha the best joke on yahoo answers up to date

2007-06-14 15:26:32 · answer #7 · answered by dannysiewpersad 2 · 0 0

Lol,made me giggle.

2007-06-14 02:12:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

funny. heard before but still funny

2007-06-14 06:10:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

u changed ur pic, where did u get that pic of marilyn in the red and black dress?
tell me tell me

2007-06-14 01:44:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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