2007-06-13 16:30:32 · 32 answers · asked by I WALK FUNNY 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ah, there must be a thumbs-down stalker on duty. I haven't thumbs-downed any of you :)
2007-06-13 16:36:03 · update #1
See what kind of trade-in deal you can get first!
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2007-06-13 16:33:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
Well, since recycling usually nets about $0.70/lbs. and a mighty Emperor Penguin like yourself could weigh anywhere between 44-99 lbs., your soul should sell for anywhere between $30.80 to $69.30. Will that be enough of a down payment towards a new soul?
2007-06-14 03:38:29 · answer #2 · answered by Bunny Lebowski 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Souls are not biodegradable you know. Plus, birds and turtles can accidentally eat it and choke on it. Why not start up a recycle bin at your workplace, next to the glass bottles and pop cans?
2007-06-13 16:40:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
An old soul should be a good sale ...... just like a heavily used brain has more information than a fresh one, are you sure you wanted to trade in for a new soul?
2007-06-13 16:47:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're in luck, Advanced Auto Parts just started taking dead souls to recycle. It's just better for the environment really. They'll even check for you to make sure the old one is really bad before you discard it. Plus, if you purchase your new one from there, they'll give you a ten dollar discount for recycling. You seriously cannot beat that deal!
2007-06-13 16:34:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Recycle, definitely. There's good stuff in there!
EDIT: i know I have my own little thumb stalker- it's nice really, that they care so much.....maybe they even read what I write too
or is that asking for too much???? oh well, ya gotta laugh
2007-06-13 16:39:20 · answer #6 · answered by cosmicshaktifire? 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Neither,
I would save it to a CD and keep it in a safe place in case you need to reinstall. The new one might get corrupted - at least you know the old one still works!. LOL
2007-06-13 17:42:29 · answer #7 · answered by feath 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Recycle it cause landfills are already filled with a lot of old baggage and junk. Don't forget to thank your therapist for the new outlook.
2007-06-13 16:37:37 · answer #8 · answered by calmlikeatimebomb 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Fish it out of the ocean. It's much less expensive, and penguins are natural swimmers!
P.S. I suggest recycling. Can't destroy the planet with invisible things, now can we?
2007-06-13 16:36:34 · answer #9 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Recycle it. Some people don't even have a soul.
2007-06-13 16:34:26 · answer #10 · answered by RiverGirl 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
You are getting ripped off. Don't spend your money. It will be money wasted. The soul you have is the real deal. Anything else is just a cheap imitation and has no value. Just keep the one you have in good shape and you will be just fine.
2007-06-13 16:33:14 · answer #11 · answered by Chimichanga to go please!! 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋