2007-06-13 16:12:36 · 7 answers · asked by Fluffy Wisdom 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
To keep the people in heaven from coming over and bothering the Pagan's in the Summerland. We have way more fun than they do and they were becoming a problem! Thanks God!
2007-06-13 16:45:08 · answer #1 · answered by humanrayc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scripture also says the gates to the New Jerusalem are always left open.
2007-06-13 16:15:55 · answer #2 · answered by Augustine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heaven is a gated community. It keeps out the riff-raff. If you belong you'll get in. Otherwise try nirvana; Open all night no cover no minimum. All are welcome
2007-06-13 16:21:00 · answer #3 · answered by hairypotto 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's just like your typical white affluent gated community. They feel they need to be protected from us commoners.
2007-06-13 16:17:26 · answer #4 · answered by Shawn B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How else would Keith Richards be able to stand up?!
2007-06-13 16:17:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To keep the inmates from escaping.
2007-06-13 16:17:18 · answer #6 · answered by yahoohoo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ummmm ..... I think you know what gates are generally used for!
2007-06-13 16:18:07 · answer #7 · answered by Kenny K 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋