Maybe you should stop using that air freshener
2007-06-13 15:48:56 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I wonder if you can help me, please?
I'm doing a thesis on the fundamental workings of the brain cell of the glow worms of Outer Mongolia. I'm concentrating on the brain cell that makes it's little tongue go out everytime it's a full moon on a Tuesday in March and the planets are lined up alongside Boots the Chemists when they have a half-price sale of out of date Polo Mints that have been half sucked by a spider monkey from Peru.
Apparently, the spider monkeys of Peru are attracted by a certain scent - which smells a bit like Glades in the Autumn Forest mixed with Strawberries in a CocoaCola bottle factory on a wet Thursday afternoon.
Any ideas?
(cue your answer)
2007-06-13 15:58:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My new air freshener smells good, but when I spray it and my grandma smells it, she starts looking at me like she wants to jump my bones. What should I do???
2007-06-13 15:57:37 · answer #2 · answered by hartovalion 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when your pulled over for a routine traffic violation and the police officer suspects you of smoking pot maybe you should stop using that air freshener.
2007-06-13 15:55:55 · answer #3 · answered by Jonan B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe i should stop using that air freshener?
2007-06-13 15:51:34 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sunday I fell out a 3 story window, Monday I went blind, yesterday I tripped in the bathroom and broke my hip, today, they removed my leg because of poor circulation. Do ya think i should stop using that darned air freshner?
2007-06-13 16:06:09 · answer #5 · answered by Wet Doggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why does my butt smell like air freshener?
2007-06-13 16:52:56 · answer #6 · answered by john 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my head hurts I spray citrus air freshner directly up my nose. Now my sinus's are bleeding and I think Im damaging my brain. What should I do?
2007-06-13 15:52:24 · answer #7 · answered by amber 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does anybody smell sweaty *ss and sick rotting flesh covered in throwup and carrots?
2007-06-13 15:56:01 · answer #8 · answered by Professor Riddle 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why does my underarm deodorant feel so sticky and smell so strong?
lol
2007-06-13 15:55:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do I smell like Febreeze?
2007-06-13 15:52:53 · answer #10 · answered by Ms Ghost 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋