One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.
"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.
"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"
"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."
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Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. The little girl was softly sobbing.
"Why are you crying?" asked the little boy.
"I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger," said the girl.
When he heard this, the little boy started to cry.
"Why are you crying?" asked the girl.
The boy looked at her worriedly and said, "I'm here for a urine test."
2007-06-13 14:55:34 · 19 answers · asked by Yisi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for adding some laugther to all of our lives!
2007-06-14 01:07:53 · answer #1 · answered by Zharchi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL they're both funny but i like the 2nd joke more
2007-06-13 15:05:50 · answer #2 · answered by lAUREN!â?¥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are funny! I heard that first one about Bill Clinton!
Never heard the 2nd one, it was funny too.
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2007-06-13 15:05:47 · answer #3 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are good.
I liked all of them alot.
thank you for the belly laughs.
have a star.
thanks for making my day all of the more brighter!!!
2007-06-13 16:21:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh hot dog,those were adorable and worty of a star i got a giggle out of them.
2007-06-13 15:04:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that second one is too cute. yea i heard the first one already, but i will star because they were good.
2007-06-13 15:35:24 · answer #6 · answered by ?love spell? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
both of them were funny
u definetley get a star
LOL
2007-06-13 15:23:16 · answer #7 · answered by BOOM, roasted. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute ones
2007-06-13 15:02:18 · answer #8 · answered by Kuji 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the 2nd 1 was funny.LOL
2007-06-13 15:43:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gave you a star 'cause they were cute.
2007-06-13 15:01:10 · answer #10 · answered by gordooo2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha......funny both of em. ok u get one, if i figure how to do the thingy
2007-06-13 17:45:00 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋