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Question

A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating."
The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?"
The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room."
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Johnny's teacher asked the class how their weekends were.
"Horrible," said Johnny. "A car hit my cat in the ***!"
"Rectum," said the teacher. "Say rectum."
"Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"
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A little boy was in his room playing with himself, when his father walked in.
"Son! If you masturbate too much, you're gonna go blind!"
"Dad," the boy said, "I'm over here."
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What is six inches long with a head on it, that women like to blow?
MONEY.

Answer 1

LOL..u have good jokes
♥

Answer 2

I liked them too !! 9/10

Answer 3

I like the last one. Money!! haha

Answer 4

Those are good
thanx for the chuckles!!!
made me smile heres a star..............*

thank you for brightening my night.

HAVE A BLESSED DAY!!!

Answer 5

Ha ha ha irony is the best comedy!

Answer 6

FuNNy

Answer 7

some were funny but i wasnt laughing

Answer 8

ahahaha.......going blind.........in a coupla years, all my friends are gonna be blind.......hehe, MOney, i was thinking dick......a bill is 6inches long???

Answer 9

good one