2007-06-13 13:42:27 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Community Service
It's only June. Wait until Christmas Eve.
2007-06-13 13:44:56 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa E 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa knows the good cookies from the bad cookies.
Try leaving some good cookies and you will stop getting lumps of coal!
2007-06-13 14:47:47 · answer #2 · answered by WillRogerswannabe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa is getting tired f all those cookies have you seen how big he was this past year I think he went on the Atkins diet
2007-06-13 15:24:52 · answer #3 · answered by Amira M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get yummier cookies like Somoas. Also ,Santa prefers Asti Spumante to milk.
2007-06-13 13:45:59 · answer #4 · answered by James O 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
find out what type of cookies Santa likes in June, leave a note asking him what type of cookies he eats in warm weather then leave those he probally eats a different type in December
2007-06-13 13:46:42 · answer #5 · answered by mf mf mf mf mf fmf mf mfmfmfmfmf 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because Santa does not like your cookies. It must be because your baking is inadequate. Try squirrel pie, you'll be glad you did. And dont get depressed, just take happy pills.
2007-06-13 13:46:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wait till December to put cookies out
lol
2007-06-13 13:45:38 · answer #7 · answered by masterh510 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put some milk out as well as apples, the apple for Rudolph and he needs milk to wash down the cookies. He might be offended that you don't leave anything for his reindeer???
2007-06-13 13:45:48 · answer #8 · answered by Andy M. 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Next time try leaving a cold beer and a ham sandwich. Santa can't resist either of those.
2007-06-13 13:46:16 · answer #9 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you really need to grow up. Santa is ur mom or dad. Your mom would not eat the cookies because she is afraid of gaining weight.
2007-06-13 13:47:02 · answer #10 · answered by heymama 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋