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Alligators, Crocs, Geckos, and Gila Monsters are here today. Noah must have had room for them. Your comments?

2007-06-13 08:53:45 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Well, yeah, duh. The two big dinosaurs that lived in the water did not die off nor did they need to get on the ark. That is why we still have Nessy and Champy.

2007-06-13 09:04:58 · update #1

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If you want a "creation science" answer (that mixes myth and science), then here's one: a giant asteroid hit the earth just as a group of dinosaurs were engaging in what Noah considered pagan practices, so Noah refused to let them on the ark...

2007-06-13 09:06:11 · answer #1 · answered by jamesfrankmcgrath 4 · 2 0

According to the brand new creationist theme park in Kentucky, Dinosaurs were on the Ark. I was curious to see how they came to this conclusion and read their explanation. Darned if I wasn't half convinced myself. But reason still prevailed. I find if a person is capable of independent thought, he or she should be safe from this kind of baloney. Was there an Ark at all? The jury is still out on that.

2007-06-13 16:11:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Holy crap I was just about to ask the same question. Yeah, I don't know if creationist think dinosaur es just didn't make it on the ark or if they died afterward or what.

2007-06-13 15:57:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Whoever said Noah had to take full grown adult animals on the ark with him?

He needed a couple of baby elephants and baby giraffes, etc.

Baby alligators are only a few inches long.

Pastor Art

2007-06-13 15:59:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

Noah and his fellows were damn hungry after a couple of weeks, they couldn't broil the sheep cause then there would be no sheep! and moreover, they could barely move due to those darn gigantic dinosaurs that kept smiling at the kids with their twinkling giant teeth.........so.....guess who was BBQed for the sake of mankind..........

2007-06-13 16:06:19 · answer #5 · answered by Heart-Shapped Poe 3 · 1 0

I think they died of boredom. It was a time before cable or direct t.v. That big meteor in the Gulf of Mexico had nothing to do with it.

2007-06-13 16:05:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Maybe the ark tugged a giant raft, and they lived on that!

2007-06-13 16:04:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Poor Dinos, God's a dick!

Patorart just made me laugh so hard I shot ginger ale out my nose.

2007-06-13 16:04:01 · answer #8 · answered by elgüero 5 · 2 0

dude nessy lives in the water!! haha.

2007-06-13 16:00:38 · answer #9 · answered by Allee_Rose17 3 · 0 0

Okay folks, just what do you think gave the ark the big push it needed...something just had to be sacrificed. :)

2007-06-13 15:57:26 · answer #10 · answered by Ivyvine 6 · 3 0

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