I'm male, and my mates say that I definately won't!
2007-06-13 05:13:03 · 11 answers · asked by cauliflower 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
If you can't pull on a clubbing holiday to Ibiza, it's time you joined a monastery.
2007-06-13 05:18:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
1. Kauto Star to win his 3rd Gold Cup next year 2. If you want to boil an Egg, start it in cold water and start the timer for 5 minutes when the water begins to boil (always works for me) 3. Check that the female is female before inviting her back to your hotel room, some of them TV's in Ibiza are convincing 4. Take plenty of cash 5. Wait till you get there to buy tickets, some of the bars have offers on, even some touts give decent deals 6. Go to the Foam party at Eden (if its still called that, the one next to Es Paradis (If thats still called that)), its great 7. Don't smoke (as below) 8. Don't take drugs (you will regret it later in life if you live that long) 9. Don't binge drink (as above, but take it from me) 10. Wear a condom, or make your partner wear one (if female) 11. Don't dance like a prat with your top off 12. Don't hire a moped, if you do don't hand any important documents over as insurance other than that Relax, Enjoy yourself, have a great hol !
2016-05-19 01:48:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't listen to your mates, and use 'proving them wrong' as your motivation!
Think positively: it is summer, Ibiza will be buzzing. It will be full of all sorts of young people (gorgeous girls included) because the exams etc will have finished, and they will be looking to let off steam.
Think of all the stories of people who have gone to Ibiza, and got lucky. There are thousands!
You will probably have quite a wide choice of girls there, so play the numbers game, and go for it. You probably won't see them again, so what have you got to lose?
Some may tell you to go and 'self-pleasure' but the chances are that at least one will take you up on your offer. Then you will be in.
Believe in yourself. You are a guy, and ALL guys have qualities which girls like. If you are coming across as confident and charming, girls will be flocking round you.
Stay positive, and you will fulfil your mission...just be sure to treat your girls well, and use protection.
2007-06-13 06:13:44 · answer #3 · answered by The Global Geezer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think it's pretty much a sure thing if you are going to Ibiza - I doubt you will even have to try!
2007-06-13 05:16:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Like they've all said before me... if you can't at Ibiza, you might as well give up the game.
2007-06-13 05:22:27 · answer #5 · answered by ashypoo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have to ask this Question there is a good chance you wont as there are loads more blokes than birds there. My advice to you is don't be fussy lol sorry I meant don't be shy
2007-06-13 05:17:29 · answer #6 · answered by tom2764 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
dont worry out there you wont go with out its hard to find one that keeps em on for more than 10 mins just be carefull you dont bring some thing back ya dont wont
2007-06-13 13:00:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm. loads of drunk people out clubbing in a hot country. i have a feeling you won't have to look far.
2007-06-13 05:46:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
As Nike would say 'just do it'
2007-06-13 05:20:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are not a male so don't.
2007-06-13 05:39:47 · answer #10 · answered by k_reggie 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋