Two friends were walking down the street when one noticed two women approching "My God!" said one "Here comes my wife and my mistress,together."
The other man looked up and said "Good God,you took the words right out of my mouth."
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2007-06-13 05:04:26 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny.... I'll give you that.... But strange that the two friends did not know their friends wives??
2007-06-18 22:17:18 · answer #1 · answered by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well.... I know you feel bad, but I kinda think that it was a good thing that they got called a ****. Being so young they need to learn the consequences of going around giving random dudes hand jobs. One of those consequences is that you might get called a ****. Thats just life. You make adult decisions you face adult consequences. But I realize that you feel bad and dont want to hurt anybody. I would just say I'm sorry I called you a ****. I didnt want to hurt our feelings, its just that I have strong convictions about sex stuff. Will you forgive me? If she doesnt forgive you oh well you tried.
2016-05-19 01:45:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2007-06-20 15:25:51 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs.Beckford 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny i was walking down the street at the same time with my best friend and we both said there goes my husband and my lover.
2007-06-13 05:09:18 · answer #4 · answered by KittenMcDuck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-06-16 07:10:35 · answer #5 · answered by itida_p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey! Believe me, it happened with me the other day!
The foursome did have an orgy of night. This is called the eternally ordained eternal ecstasy.
All ***** males' ultimate delight!
2007-06-19 14:56:18 · answer #6 · answered by Nilutpal Gogoi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad for a short joke
2007-06-13 05:07:38 · answer #7 · answered by Rambooze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Plurality leads to friendship
2007-06-13 05:13:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha! 2 friends sharing wives! Isn't that nice?
:)
2007-06-20 20:50:05 · answer #9 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Thats pretty good.
2007-06-20 13:48:19 · answer #10 · answered by bleh! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋