Why did Santa look into the mirror with his eyes closed?
Because he wanted to see how he looked when he was sleeping.
http://www.yashgifts.com/joke.html
2007-06-13 05:02:27 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not that funny!
2007-06-13 05:08:33 · answer #1 · answered by MomontheEdge 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Pls have this, actually i read somewhere.
Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa Singh then goes through his certificates and then starts asking him questions.
Following is the transcript :
O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials I would like to ask you only some simple questions.If you can answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some opposites
S : Yes Sir.
Officer started asking questions
O : Above
S : Below
O : Front
S : Back
O : Left
S : Right
O : Male
S : Female
O : Ugly (means Next in Punjabi)
S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)
O : Ugly...U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)
S : Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our fool also spells it)
O : U.....G.....L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts)
S : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y...... Our fool also shouts) Officer is now angry.
O : Get out
S : Come in.
O : Quiet please.
S : Talk please.
O : You are rejected.
S : I am selected
....... ....... and This is how Santa Singh got his job.
2007-06-18 05:19:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Last Christmas I noticed Santa doing that.
2007-06-21 11:34:45 · answer #3 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that funny but maybe for a 3 year old
2007-06-21 01:35:09 · answer #4 · answered by spongebobfan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke. But i prefer the rest.
:)
2007-06-21 03:50:58 · answer #5 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes,its good.Not that funny,cuz you can see through your eyelids if you open them a bit!!
2007-06-20 09:10:00 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok we will consider this as a joke
2007-06-19 02:42:07 · answer #7 · answered by Madurai Malli 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay..it was a joke but nt that catchy u get so good ones post ones like.....u gave for marriage n love ....well try that!
2007-06-14 03:03:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
KIND OF FUNNY KIND OF NOT DEPENDS ON WHO U TELL IT 2 KIDS MIGHT LAUGH @ IT
2007-06-20 22:46:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
UH I THINK YOU NEED TO WORK ON YOUR JOKES BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY PUT THEM ON THE INTERNET
2007-06-20 18:01:45 · answer #10 · answered by SANDY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋