Lots of converts.
2007-06-13 01:56:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Officially, it must be noted that so-called "questions" of this type belong in "Jokes & Riddles" (under "Entertainment & Music").
Unofficially, an alternate punchline of particular interest to JWs might be:
Comely feet with cement shoes?
(Isaiah 52:7) .How comely upon the mountains are the feet of the one bringing good news, the one publishing peace, the one bringing good news of something better, the one publishing salvation
(Romans 10:14-15) How, in turn, will they put faith in him of whom they have not heard? How, in turn, will they hear without someone to preach? How, in turn, will they preach unless they have been sent forth? Just as it is written: “How comely are the feet of those who declare good news of good things!”
Learn more:
http://watchtower.org/e/jt/index.htm?article=article_04.htm
2007-06-13 06:15:00 · answer #1 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Actually, the "Mafia soldier" may become one of Jehovah's Witnesses and leave the Mafia. Note this experience:
"Consider, too, the case of a man who was an extremely dangerous member of the Sicilian Mafia. Upon being apprehended he was given a life sentence. While in prison he came in touch with one of Jehovah’s witnesses who told him about the one true God, about pure worship and the wonderful blessings that God has in store for humankind. While a Mafia member he had been a “good” Catholic but saw no discrepancy between the two roles he was playing. Yet now, upon being convinced as to the truth of the message the Witness was bringing to him from the Bible, he sincerely repented, converted and dedicated himself to do Jehovah God’s will. So outstanding was the change in his life that he was interviewed over one of Italy’s TV stations."
2007-06-13 09:05:01 · answer #2 · answered by Abdijah 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I think I'll cosign w/ Abdijah on this 1... btw, if you're gonna do a JW joke, you COULD try a little harder and come up with a better one.
2007-06-13 11:19:15 · answer #3 · answered by DwayneWayne 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jehovah Witnesses do not get involved with illegal activities or murder. So you can only be one or the other.
2007-06-13 09:42:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
A missionary who makes you an offer you can't refuse!
2007-06-13 09:09:49 · answer #5 · answered by allonyoav 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bullets of truth.
:P
2007-06-13 09:00:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋