OK i am bored here is a good joke for you guys its hilarious?

Question

SIGNS YOUR AMISH TEEN IS IN TROUBLE

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 5:00AM.

9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.

8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" Makeup.

7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"

6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."

5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap!"

4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.

3. Uses slang expression: Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening."

2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese."

1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.

Answer 1

They do live the simple life, don't they?

I've seen it first hand in PA......

But that was pretty funny....I laughed

Answer 2

Signs Your Non-Amish Teen Is In Trouble
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10. Sometimes comes home after 5:00 AM.

9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without class.

8. Shows up at parties doped up and drunk.

7. When you criticize him, he yells "F-off!"

6. His name is Ben Jerry but goes by "Ice-Kreem"

5. Defiantly says, "I want an I-Pod, I want an Xbox, I want I want I want.....me me me.... buy buy buy"

4. You come upon his secret stash of marijuana.

3. Uses slang expressions like "Word to the alphabet!"

2. Was recently found stooped over at the wheel drunk with the car keys jammed up his backside.

1. Seriously, lay off the Amish, these people are peaceful harmless folks living their own lives and not bothering anyone....I can never understand why some people feel the need to poke fun at them.

Answer 3

i have form of lengthy gone throught this, okayy the following it is going. go away HIM lady! he heavily isn't worth some time. when you're assume to have self belief him and he doesnt have self belief you thats ****** up. and that i will tell that he's basically putting different ladies before you, once try to be his authentic precedence. You both want to stability it out and take care of eachother like you want to be dealt with, you comprehend what i propose. in case you already tried talking to him a million situations and he doesnt pay interest, then obviuously he isn't any longer gonna substitute. you want to locate someone who provide you with what you deserve. And with him continually putting you down, he basically needs to make himself sense reliable in that way. Dont enable him take care of you want this. I guess you're youthful and fairly extraordinarily, so locate someone who meets your criteria, reason i comprehend this boyfriend of yours doesnt. he isn't any longer the first boyfriend you have ever had, so why keep on with him and make him your very last :) go away him and tell him that you deserve way extra positive and considering that he hasnt made an attempt to regulate then he wont ever be fairly worth it. Who cares in case you damage him, he's continually hurted you. and in case you do go away him, dont talk **** or dont be telling all and multiple that your satisfied or relived or that your sadd. reason then that delivers him extra of an income to talk **** about you. :)

Answer 4

That was quite good..

Signs your christian is in trouble:
1. Draws feet on all the fish stickers
2. Hides a copy of Scientific American in his bible.
3. When debating they offer sound and verifiable scientific explanations
4. When they pray they're actually reciting "pi" to the 1000th decimal place
5. When told: "god loves you", they reply with: "how would you know"..
6. They actually start to comprehend the big picture
7. They stop telling lies to their kids, or anyone else who will listen..

err, yeah..

Answer 5

hehehe... "thou sucketh." Nice.

Answer 6

Yea that's cute.

Answer 7

Good one!

Answer 8

LMAO. That's funny.