Was flying on Qantas to Sydney.
After take-off the stewardess asked him if he would like a drink.
"I sure would. I'll take a whisky, a double whisky. And by the way, ma'm, the name's Brown, B-R-O-W-N.
I'm from Texas, I'm six foot six inches tall and I'm white from the top of my head to the tips of my toes, and I despise Australians."
The Stewardess gave him his double whisky and moved wearily on.
But the Texan still hadn't finished.
He turned to the man sitting next to him and said the same thing as he had to The Stewardess.
The Texan had a few more drinks and introduced himself to anybody who would listen.
He always repeated this same conversation and was becoming very offensive.
Finally the man sitting opposite said:
"I haven't introduced myself to you yet.
My name is Gordon Jones.
I'm from Sydney and I'm five feet eight inches.
I'm white from the top of my head to the tips of my toes except my butthole is brown, spelt B-R-O-W-N."
;p
2007-06-12 13:56:43 · 5 answers · asked by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have no idea how nobody can understand this joke, it's pretty self-explanatory.
*rolls her eyes*
2007-06-13 00:41:29 · update #1
Funny! 10!
2007-06-12 14:02:15 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What?? Well I thought the last part was hilarious!!! Luv It!!
2007-06-12 21:01:51 · answer #2 · answered by Live To Party Bust Your Move 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jajajajaja!!!! I never expected the end!!
2007-06-12 21:39:21 · answer #3 · answered by Yadi.Beautiful girl!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol dont get it but ......
2007-06-12 22:24:14 · answer #4 · answered by oNe.Love. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
=-)
2007-06-12 21:07:40 · answer #5 · answered by Temüjin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋