2007-06-09 17:13:26 · 29 answers · asked by Nostalgic 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Entertaining
At the strike of midnight, you'll be purring!
(everyone says it's cat, but I like Chinese, good kitty I guess)
2007-06-09 18:07:15 · answer #1 · answered by Wutz it worth 2 ya? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The love of your life has just stepped onto your pathway.
or...
Someone from your past has returned to steal your heart.
^^^ I actually got this one in a fortune cookie a few years ago, I keep good fortunes that I get, I have a little collection in one of the photo sleeves in my wallet! :o)
2007-06-10 00:56:25 · answer #2 · answered by Bananas4you 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always thought it'd be funny if someone wrote "Help! I'm Trapped In A Fortune Cookie Factory!"
2007-06-10 00:21:22 · answer #3 · answered by Jolly 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here are some fortunes I might include:
"You make your own good fortune"
"You make your own bad fortune"
"Take notes during misfortune for future reference"
"Your life will hold tragedy"
"Your life will hold joy"
"Embrace what you have; steal what you don't"
"Don't sniff glue"
"Don't listen to bad advice"
"Learn the oompa loompa dance"
"If you can't read this, your life will be remarkedly unchanged"
"If you can read this, you should teach others who can't"
lol- I think these things are amusing; some of them are more serious, and some are meant to make no sense and be of no use, other than comic relief, and silly fun.
2007-06-10 00:23:02 · answer #4 · answered by Autumn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of the olympic stars .. sorry i do not remember which one had her husband propose to her with a fortune cookie. he took her to chinese restaurant and the cookie had the words marry me ... inside it. i thought it was a cute story that is why i remembered it. wish i could remember who .. this is gonna bug me now :-)
2007-06-10 01:03:39 · answer #5 · answered by Mildred S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buddha says hi
Look fast, flying chopstick attack
Check for stains, MSG burns holes
Breaking cookie like breaking mirror
rubber duckie
left is right, and right is wrong
2007-06-10 00:21:54 · answer #6 · answered by devinthedragon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart.
Happiness is not a reward, it's a consequence.
2007-06-10 13:44:59 · answer #7 · answered by *~Amy~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Help I am being held prisoner in a chinese fortune cookie factory"
2007-06-10 04:01:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
'To gain good fortune you need first to give fortune "
2007-06-10 12:11:27 · answer #9 · answered by aunt_webby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its better to die on your feet than live on your knees
(its out of a midnight oil song, they are a great aussie band)
2007-06-10 00:32:54 · answer #10 · answered by mummabellybump 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋