In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their
family member lay gravely ill.
Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm
the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces.
"The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain
transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the
only hope."
"Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the
brain yourselves."
The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great
length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a
female brain."
The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding
eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to
control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,
"Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire
group, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the
price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
2007-06-05 23:27:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol i didnt make this up by the way! LOL
2007-06-05 23:33:28 · update #1
lmao.. now thats what i call "hilarious"
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
loved the joke.. thanx for sharing
2007-06-05 23:44:14 · answer #1 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow girl this is really good and good job because you rocks and thanks for making me laugh because i really did enjoy laughing at your joke girl and plus i had just gave you a star and take care lol 10/10.
2007-06-06 06:51:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, great one, dude and a star!
2007-06-06 07:06:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000...............(infinite)
points
lol
2007-06-06 07:35:06 · answer #4 · answered by divya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent, star for you!
2007-06-06 07:33:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm nice joke, not my type though. :)
2007-06-07 14:44:07 · answer #6 · answered by nick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You made my day!!!
2007-06-06 06:46:51 · answer #7 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yea! loving this one!! star for you!!
2007-06-06 06:37:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GR8!!!!!!!!!!
Thats too good
Amazing
But true
2007-06-06 06:30:22 · answer #9 · answered by sweet n simple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! So true too.
2007-06-06 06:34:17 · answer #10 · answered by fluffy_pink_cows 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋