, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together.
They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head.
The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust.
The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened.
The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT!!!!"
2007-06-05 20:33:23 · 12 answers · asked by nan 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one to share, over a glass of beer!
2007-06-05 21:40:54 · answer #1 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious-got anymore clean ones?
2007-06-06 04:01:05 · answer #2 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its the first time ive heard it, so yeah its funny.
2007-06-06 03:40:42 · answer #3 · answered by ellierckworld 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny haha
2007-06-06 03:41:30 · answer #4 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Good joke.
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2007-06-06 04:07:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very cute and funny..
2007-06-06 03:43:06 · answer #6 · answered by Miranda 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! funny 10/10!!!!!!!
2007-06-06 03:41:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good. keep em coming!
2007-06-06 03:35:50 · answer #8 · answered by Scott S 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
never heard that one!
2007-06-06 03:35:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...yea...i thought it was funny!!
2007-06-06 03:36:13 · answer #10 · answered by amanda_bbgd182 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋