The bible stands for
Basic
Instructions
Before
Leaving
Earth
2007-06-05 18:58:07 · 14 answers · asked by doodoo27 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I always changed it to say:
Basic
Invitation
Before
Leaving
Earth
The Bible is an invitation from God to enter into a relationship with Him. "Instructions" always sounded like a set of things we had to do. "Invitation" always sounded like we are welcomed.
Giving you a star still anyway.
Matt
2007-06-05 19:05:00 · answer #1 · answered by mattfromasia 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I always thought it was short for "Buy-Bull".
Though if the Bible are the basic instructions, I'd HATE to see the unabridged instructions. What do all those "begats" have to do with instructions? And how come no Christians follow the "instructions" of Leviticus?
2007-06-06 02:07:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You're making me grin despite myself. This is about the best I have ever seen. Isn't the truth a kick in the butt sometimes? Yes, you deserve a star!
2007-06-06 04:09:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here is my acronym based on the what the bible teaches on how to act on fellow human being (esp. the OT).
What is worse, is that some people have actually acted upon the bible's teachings. A few have been punished in our courts.
BIBLE=
Brutal
Injuries
Bestowed (on)
Loving
Earthlings
Rob
2007-06-06 02:29:50 · answer #4 · answered by barefoot_rob1 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
I don't believe that at all. The Bible is nothing but man-made myth wrapped in mistakes and contradictions.
2007-06-06 02:03:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
I tend to look at it more like this:
Basic instructions for the
Insecure, who need to
Believe in things that
Lack any sort of
Evidence
2007-06-06 02:05:33 · answer #6 · answered by Bill K Atheist Goodfella 6 · 4⤊ 5⤋
So only people who are basic standard need to read :)
How about advance user ? like atheists ?
2007-06-06 02:07:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's quite a clever parlor trick.
2007-06-06 02:06:55 · answer #8 · answered by Amy 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
sorry not from me.... its not because of you tho!, its just that i dont read the bible... sorry
2007-06-06 02:03:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
thats too funny
2007-06-06 02:13:11 · answer #10 · answered by TEK.YOL.ISLAM 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋