The Christian God actually existed, and so did Heaven and Hell. I came as Satan disgiused as God, and I told you that im here to take you to a better life, and I lead u to Hell.
What would u say when we get there?
2007-06-05 17:05:28 · 31 answers · asked by Smart Ash 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"hey, how ya'll been.... is there a good chinese buffet here?"
or maybe "hey you, over by the small fire, you got that $5 you owe me?" or maybe "where's the mens room, i really gotta *iss"
2007-06-05 19:29:24 · answer #1 · answered by p_isfor_pecker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What needs imagination? Satan comes disguised as God every day, 24/7.
Revelations 12:9 And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan, which deceiveth the whole world: he was cast out into the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.
You almost sound like a Christian with your questions!
2007-06-06 00:15:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God isn't coming to earth, Jesus is coming again. It's laid out in the Book of Revelations. We will know when He comes. Angels will be singing, trumpets will be sounding, the 4 horsemen and chaos. Satan will be locked up. So you (as satan) would not be able to take any of us to hell at that point. Sorry, I can't answer questions that can't happen according to the word of God.
2007-06-06 00:13:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all, I would not follow you.
The Bible warns us that Satan has the ability to transform himself into an angel of light. Therefore, the Bible itself provides criteria and guidelines as to how God will reveal Himself to us. Specifically, it says that if anyone comes to proclaim himself as God, we are NOT to follow that person.
God will not, does not, cannot act in a way contrary to His own Word.
What you have proposed would be contrary to God's Word.
2007-06-06 00:29:20 · answer #4 · answered by Bobby Jim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus warned us about you and Satan.
It isn't Biblical...I wouldn't buy it.
When Jesus comes back to get His Bride (Christian believers)
He will not touch Earth, but in a blink of an eye Jesus will whisk us all up to Him in the clouds and then to Heaven.
In other words...No chit-chat kiddo.
Just Zipppppppppppppppp.
2007-06-06 00:29:36 · answer #5 · answered by faith 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nobody would be fooled. As the bible says. Every knee will bow and every tongue confess that Christ is Lord. It will be very obvious when Christ returns. Satan does try to make himself desirable, but I don't think that he would create the same effect.
2007-06-06 00:17:04 · answer #6 · answered by mekelbee04 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's impossible to fool a Bible believing prayerful follower of Jesus Christ. Jesus said in John 10: 27-28
" 27My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me:
28And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand.
2007-06-06 00:19:43 · answer #7 · answered by Uncle Remus 54 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is not what I was expecting. I need an upgrade.
Better yet, I'd like to cancel my reservation and make a new booking.
2007-06-06 00:17:09 · answer #8 · answered by Lil'witch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say:
I sure hope you have some vodka in your freezer because it's hotter that georgia asphalt and getting drunk is the only way I'll have any fun here. This place sucks. You suck.
2007-06-06 00:15:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this the same way you fooled Adam and Eve, told them they would have a better life? Is this the same way that you are fooling people today?
2007-06-06 00:09:50 · answer #10 · answered by ignoramus_the_great 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋