The blonde and the Indian:
A blonde girl is driving through the West. Her car runs out of gas and an Indian comes along on a horse and gives her a ride to a gas station.
Every few minutes he lets out a wild whoop that would curdle milk.
Finally, he drops her off with a final "Yaaaaa-Hooo!," and gallops off.
"My god!" says the gas station guy, "What the hell were you doing to that Injun to make him holler like that?"
"Why, nothing," says the blonde, "I just sat behind him with my arms around him, holding onto his saddle horn."
"Lady," says the guy, "Indians don't use saddles."
Blonde and Seagull:
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were walking along the beach. A seagull flies over and craps all over the blonde.
The brunette says in a disgusted voice, "Hang on the bathroom is just up the hill, I'll go get some toilet paper."
After she leaves the blonde begins to laugh.
The redhead says, "What's so funny?"
The blonde says, "Well, blondes are supposed to be so dumb and look at her. By the time she gets back with that toilet paper that seagull will be miles away!"
2007-06-05 17:00:02 · 16 answers · asked by Ashley 07 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny
2007-06-05 17:01:48 · answer #1 · answered by little sexy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so this brunette is walking thru the dessert when she comes up to a magical genie
the genie goes i will grant you 3 wishes
the brunette goes wats the catch?
the genies says everything i give you i have to give every blonde double
the brunette thinks a goes fine
wish 1. i want a sexyy man
wish 2. i want a million dollars
wish 3 . beat me 1/2 to death with a stick
2007-06-05 17:07:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a brunette, a redhead, and a blond die and go to heaven. god says they have to go up a 99-step staircase to go to heaven. on each step they will be told a joke, if they laugh at the joke, they get sent to hell. the redhead goes to the 35th step and busts up laughing. the brunette gets to the 76th step and starts cracking up. the blond gets to the 99th step and starts to giggle a little before the joke is told. then she tells god, i finally got the first joke.
2007-06-05 17:19:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think of the 2d is going extra like, a blond burnette and crimson-head are caught on an island a hundred miles from the coast. the burnette swam 40 miles and drowned. The crimson-head swam 70 miles and drowned. The blond swamm ninety 9 miles, found out she forgot her handbag and swam returned.
2016-11-26 03:56:49 · answer #4 · answered by koenemund 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This ones mean: How do you drown a blond? Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
2007-06-05 17:19:57 · answer #5 · answered by Proserpina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde is rowing a canoe in a cornfield by a country road, and another blonde comes up in a truck and says "You know what, it's blondes like you who gives us blondes a bad name. If i could swim, I'd come out there and kick your ***."
2007-06-05 17:07:57 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ liz ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?
Theres whiteout on the screen
2007-06-05 17:03:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first was kinda freaky and the second was a little funny
2007-06-05 17:06:52 · answer #8 · answered by monty14789 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute...Hey, I'm a blonde!
2007-06-05 17:04:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats kinda funny......Ha Ha HA
2007-06-05 17:12:48 · answer #10 · answered by shanaycain2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋