The best I could come up with was "Since light was created on the first day, and lightbulbs only on the fourth, there is no need for creationists to change a lightbulb". If you can do better, you'll get a best answer!
I'm actually teaching a religion and science course again in the Fall, so all jokes and humor related to religion and science are welcome!
2007-06-05 16:30:04 · 24 answers · asked by jamesfrankmcgrath 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
None. Light bulbs do not change over time. The light bulb was created by God 6000 years ago in the exact form that it has now. No light bulb has ever been changed.
2007-06-05 16:33:35 · answer #1 · answered by marbledog 6 · 5⤊ 2⤋
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2007-06-05 16:33:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry yet as an Atheist I knew evolution replaced into no longer actual and that the approach they cooked as much as date earth at billions of years is pretend. i replaced into taught evolution as actuality turning out to be up. So I had no concept in God I did each and all of the learn how to be completely confident that the greater youthful earth creationist's view is authentic. The data in elementary terms helps Bible so sorry cant pass into the land of Hypotheticals on that. different than i could do my terrific to locate the guy which have been given the data and be their lover reason with each and all of the rewards presented by Christians for data that guy or woman could be very prosperous.
2016-12-12 12:46:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's not a "joke" but something for your students to think about as far as religion and science goes...
The answer to "Which came first, the chicken or the egg," is... "Depends."
It depends upon whether or not you believe in evolution or creationism. The evolutionist will answer, "The chicken's egg came first, because it was laid by the pre-chicken and contained the mutation which became the chicken." The creationist will answer, "The chicken, because God created the chicken out of nothing, so the first chicken came first and laid the first egg."
ENJOY!
2007-06-05 17:33:34 · answer #4 · answered by wyomugs 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many young-earth creationists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two: one to change it quickly, and one to point out that no transitional forms occurred at all.
How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, evolutionists don't change light bulbs, they simply wait for the tungsten atoms to evolve back into a filament however unlikely that may be.
2007-06-05 16:58:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
none. they simply wait for the sun to rise again...
how many zen buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A tree in a golden forest.
how many amish does it take to change a lightbulb?
what's a lightbulb?
2007-06-05 17:00:49 · answer #6 · answered by chieko 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's not science-related, but one of my favorite jokes is, what's the difference between an Israeli and an Israelite?
The Israelites have one-third fewer calories. :-)
ADDITIONAL COMMENT:
I almost forgot about this one...
God and a scientist are arguing. The scientist says, "I don't need you, God. I can take dirt and create a person, too, you know."
God says, "OK, let's see you do it."
So the scientist bends down and scoops up a handful of dirt.
"Just a minute," God says. "You use your own dirt!"
2007-06-05 16:37:14 · answer #7 · answered by Pastor Chad from JesusFreak.com 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They don't. They wait for someone wiser to come along and do it for them. "It is better to light a candle than to attempt to change a lightbulb."
2007-06-05 16:35:31 · answer #8 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Young Earth creationists don't change light bulbs. They sit around the socket chanting, "Let there be light."
2007-06-05 16:33:05 · answer #9 · answered by robtheman 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
100. 1 to smash all the lightbulbs on hand, and the other 99 to go out and find some witches, tie them to a stake in the middle of town, and burn them.
2007-06-05 16:33:41 · answer #10 · answered by Handsome Boy Modeling School 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋