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come on lay it on me. youre trying to pick me up-what you got.

2007-06-05 16:01:04 · 16 answers · asked by LS 5 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

I don't have one. If I dig a female I simply walk up to her and tell her I think she's beautiful.

seemed to always work when I was single.

2007-06-05 16:08:44 · update #1

16 answers

is your dad an assasin?
... because your da bomb

2007-06-05 16:12:12 · answer #1 · answered by ShaLaLaLaLaLaMyOhMy 4 · 0 0

Dear happily angry
You sign would chase me away. I like to date happy people. Do you cook or just eat out. I bet you can't cook. OK i well bring some steaks over and we well see if you can cook.

2007-06-05 23:08:34 · answer #2 · answered by kiss4u 7 · 0 0

As long as I have a face, you'll have someplace to sit.

Hey, want a beer.

Hi, i'm short, fat, bald, and ugly, but I have a good sense of humor.

2007-06-05 23:11:44 · answer #3 · answered by I try 3 · 1 0

“It's like the drag fairy coming and saying 'What
would you like to do?' Um, yeah karate.”

That one is by Gerard Way. It's not a pick up line.....but I guess it could be if ya wanna make someone laugh....or something....? SEXY!!!!

I love Gerard Way!!!

2007-06-05 23:04:41 · answer #4 · answered by xXxGerardWayxXx 1 · 1 0

That shirt is very becoming on you. Then again, if I was on you I'd be coming to.

2007-06-05 23:06:45 · answer #5 · answered by Adumu 2 · 1 0

nice shoes...wanna f--k? lol just kidding. i have kissed a guy i was really into and asked him how he wanted his eggs in the morning, almost 5 years later we are still together.

2007-06-05 23:04:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

find a girl across the room, give her a finger to come over here, and when she does say" do you always *** when i use my finger"

2007-06-05 23:05:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

you lick your finger, wipe it off on their shirt and say "hey, let's get you out of those wet clothes"

2007-06-05 23:21:29 · answer #8 · answered by naturalplastics 4 · 1 0

"remember my name, you'll be screaming it later". haha.
or "that dress look REALLY good on you. but it would look even better in a pile next to my bed."
funny. not greatly appreciated by many, but nonetheless, funny. =]
much love,
alex.

2007-06-05 23:04:38 · answer #9 · answered by goodlife1993 2 · 1 0

"hi" *smile* "you look amazing" (and then i usually if not always have the guy right where i want him)

2007-06-05 23:05:30 · answer #10 · answered by XñΘ×ØÑΣ×└Ö√ËŠ×╫ë®X 3 · 1 0

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