2007-06-05 15:56:14 · 17 answers · asked by shakalahar 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Darth Chaney....Classic Avatar.
2007-06-05 16:07:44 · update #1
Good points, Noel....lol!
2007-06-05 16:11:57 · update #2
No the Flying Spaghetti Monster is not attempting a take over, and I'v yet to see a real pastafarian here. His noodly appendage and his children don't break the eight I really rather you didn'ts. For example:
1)I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou *** when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.
2)I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
3)I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, Okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.
7)I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?
2007-06-05 16:12:49 · answer #1 · answered by Mög T.H.E. Tormentor 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Is spaghetti is the only food people think about when it comes to monsters. I mean there's a bunch of other foods that monsters could be made of. If you were a kid, I'm sure a broccoli monster would be more fearful than a spaghetti monster. I'd find it interesting if there was a flying chocolate monster, but then people might mistake that for a flying piece of S-H-I-T.
Oh, and the lack of creativity displayed means that the spaghetti monster might be taking over. But only if the monsters' linguine and ravioli minions are with him. Ain't nothing more fearful than flying italian food.
2007-06-05 23:08:57 · answer #2 · answered by Noel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm. Spaghetti.
2007-06-05 23:01:11 · answer #3 · answered by Darth Cheney 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought Wednesdays were Spaghetti Night.
2007-06-05 22:58:44 · answer #4 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No. I was told that the one eyed, one armed rickshaw driver from Jakarta named Waldo clipped his wings
2007-06-05 23:01:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as judgmental finger wagging is one of the core beliefs, I dont care, they can take over the world. knock yourself out!
2007-06-05 23:00:28 · answer #6 · answered by Nunya 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pastafarians unite!
I had bow tie pasta with bolognese sauce, baked with cheese...it was yummy good!
RAmen!
2007-06-05 23:03:18 · answer #7 · answered by Stormilutionist Chasealogist 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
2007-06-05 23:06:41 · answer #8 · answered by element_115x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah with the flying meetballs
2007-06-05 22:58:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do NOT Feed The Troll.
2007-06-05 22:58:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋