This Scottish Sargeant Major walks into a drug store. He is outfitted in total military garb - the tall furry hat, the kilts, the little purse, the knee-high boots, the dagger in the boot, and a huge full grey beard.
He walks up to the counter and opens the little purse. He reaches in and pulls out the most beaten-up, dilapidated, old condem you've ever seen. He carefully lays it on the counter and asks the cashier in the harshest Scottish accent, "How much to have this repairrred?"
The cashier carefully scoops it up and takes it into the back room, and comes back 5 minutes later. He says, "50 cents to have it repaired, 75 cents for a new one."
The Major puts it back into his purse and announces, "I'll be back tomorrow."
The next day he comes back as promised, lays the condem on the counter, and states, "The Regiment wants it repairrrred, as soon as possible."
2007-06-05 13:46:22 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-05 14:00:10 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eewwwwwwwwwww dont really get it but im guessing they share it or something lol hilarity
2007-06-05 13:50:23 · answer #2 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smile, but not laugh.
2007-06-05 13:49:50 · answer #3 · answered by ButteredCroissants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋