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Mine was "We wear jeans to our church..." Yeah it was the dress code that got me all along.

2007-06-05 12:47:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Men preach.. Spirit converts..

2007-06-05 12:52:05 · answer #1 · answered by Redeemed 5 · 1 0

I saw a video clip on how the flood from Noah's time was cause by water that was under the earths crust. They guy claimed that the water broke threw the earth's crust and created giant geysers that sprayed water out for 40 days and flooded the earth in water. This was an actual video in a series for sale to Christians, to help them "scientifically" explain events in the Bible.

2007-06-05 20:06:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It wasn't so much the statement as the timing.

"You can still ask God to help save you from this lifestyle."

My uncle-by-marriage, who my aunt has since divorced, meant lesbianism. Said this at my Massachusetts wedding reception, when I was next to my brand-new wife, to my face.

2007-06-05 19:52:05 · answer #3 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 3 1

"You are the spirit of the antichrist." Coming from him I took that judgement as an extreme compliment.

2007-06-05 19:51:11 · answer #4 · answered by Charlie P 4 · 4 0

I am a Baptist. Have been since I was young. It would be silly to even try to convert me.

2007-06-05 19:53:47 · answer #5 · answered by mxcardinal 3 · 0 2

"I'll be walking hand in hand down golden streets with Jesus, laughing at you in Hell."

The sheer spite in that statement took my breath away. =0)

2007-06-05 19:51:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

I'd call it that line about invisible pink unicorns.

Dumb.

2007-06-05 19:52:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Have you found Jesus??

I told them I didn't even know he was lost.

2007-06-05 19:59:44 · answer #8 · answered by redmarc316 4 · 2 0

the lamest thing i heard was

God isnt real. if he was there wouldnt be all these wars and stuff

2007-06-05 19:53:01 · answer #9 · answered by momof3 6 · 1 3

"pray to buddha and he'll give you good luck"
I don't believe in either

2007-06-05 19:50:47 · answer #10 · answered by Hey, Ray 6 · 2 1

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