You know how it goes once you tell a religious fanatic that you're an atheist. Ever said anything really clever that left them stumped or speechless? Ever wanted to?
2007-06-05 12:18:53 · 19 answers · asked by Shawna Q 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
well i have yet to give an answer so clever that it left them speechless...so instead i want to share something
the question was: "is god an abomination to himself?"
a believer responded with: "don't inject reality into Jesus. the two don't mix"
i found that hilarious.
2007-06-05 12:34:17 · answer #1 · answered by Emy 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
an exciting twist to the Shroedinger's cat dilemna posed via physics to describe the juxtaposition of two the two probable effects under the "many worlds" concept of threat. interior the determination of observable effects (the cat is alive whilst the field is opened, or the cat is ineffective whilst the field is opened), it may look that Vizzini and the guy in Black are unaware that neither is obligated to drink poison, in spite of its source. Or that it concerns no longer interior the slightest to a properly summed calculation no count if a believer or an atheist sums 2+2. seems additionally that the two believer and atheist has basically as plenty subject as those antagonists to divine the innate Divinity of another. extra effectual if we would all desire to quaff completely from the ever-filled goblet of residing water presented freely to all via our writer... ....we are able to possibly in no way thirst returned. Orin
2016-11-26 02:53:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about clever.
I ask that if someone of a different faith feelsin their heart that their gods are real, and the christian feels the same thing, how am I to judge which experience is more valid.
Leaves em speechless every time.
2007-06-05 12:22:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
My patented explanation for theists is this:
Theists are like 4 year olds at a playground, riding their shiny, tricycles. They all think theirs is the best, and they all believe that nobody could possibly be happy unless they have a tricycle. To that end, they'll constantly try and convince each other, and the adults, that everyone needs a tricycle in order to be happy.
We chuckle at their excitement and sweet innocence, and tell them to run along and play, because obviously, we've outgrown tricycles.
But as long as they're having fun.........
When they try and argue with me I say, "yes, yes, I understand, but you're only four, and when you grow up, trust me, you really won't want to play with your tricycle anymore."
So, if we could just figure out a way to make them grow up.
2007-06-05 13:10:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is a question I saw a couple days ago, posted by "Black Atheist." It's very funny.
Christians, how would you feel if Atheists used your own arguments against you?
NOW MAYBE YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW SILLY YOU SOUND
1. Evolution is a fact because we're here
2. The proof that monkeys and humans have a common ancestry is human's existence
3. I know God is fake because I feel it in my heart
4. Christians have to be evil because they need a book to tell them not to be evil
5. How could you believe in God? IT'S JUST A THEORY
(This is what Christians say about evolution)
6. You may not believe in the tooth fairy but she still loves you
7. I know the tooth fairy's real. Someone smacked me in the mouth and my teeth didn't fall out. She saved me
8. I know evolution is true because the evolution book said so
2007-06-05 12:22:42 · answer #5 · answered by eV 5 · 9⤊ 2⤋
Whenever ask atheists for a disproof of God, I respond:
"Okay, which one do you want me to disprove?"
Which even though it sounds flippant is really a serious response. Because the more narrowly someone defines a God, the easier it is to disprove. If they don't give a definition, it is impossible because they keep changing things to get around anything you say.
2007-06-05 13:43:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why do you need to put others down? I'm not a major religious person, but I don't see why you need to leave people speechless with your rude words?
2007-06-05 12:34:02 · answer #7 · answered by Linzz 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No. Wasn't really interested in getting my jollies via verbal sparring. If people can't accept who I am, there's really nothing to say - No reason to force my beliefs on anyone, or mock others for their beliefs.
2007-06-05 12:21:08 · answer #8 · answered by Avvi 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Yeh like who created god if he created all. They get quite pissed off when you ask them thngs like that even if you just want an answer and your not making fun, because I wouldn't do that anyway.
Haha one more thing, that post above mine is real funny, but true.
2007-06-05 12:22:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Every time someone mentions looking for Noah's ark, I always ask why there are no kangaroos or koalas in Turkey.
2007-06-05 12:30:19 · answer #10 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋