A young Italian girl was going on a date.
Her Nonna said: "Sita here ana letame tella you about those-a younga boys
He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna likea dat, but don't let him do that. He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you are agonna likea dat too, but don'ta let him do that.
But most important, he's agonna try ana lay on topa you, you are agonna likea dat, but don'ta let him do that. Doing thata willa disgraca the family."
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date. The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted:
"Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family!"
2007-06-05 12:17:21 · 29 answers · asked by Angela G 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Get a life pitsplarge
2007-06-05 12:38:29 · update #1
That was funny, thanks! My sweetheart is full blooded Italian and I know she liked it as she has a great sense of humor. Whoever this pitsargenaf is needs to lighten up and take a chill pill as her sense of humor seems to have left her.
2007-06-05 13:52:57 · answer #1 · answered by toughguy2 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-06 22:50:37 · answer #2 · answered by kurihara 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-06-05 20:22:44 · answer #3 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice one 10/10 starred
2007-06-05 12:22:08 · answer #4 · answered by Citizen Mac 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Very funny! That was a good---well, okay, nasty---one. =] lol
(girlnamedmaria is completely right about pitsargenaf. When did people stop being able to take jokes?)
2007-06-05 12:51:15 · answer #5 · answered by A 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHA liked it, maybe my italian girl will disgrace my family
2007-06-07 03:33:38 · answer #6 · answered by Satan's avatar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol lmfho lms, bravo for a cute little joke,Im italian and you did a teriffic job putting it across. mamma mia, ima lika thata joke! 10 and a few stars *********.
2007-06-05 12:57:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Lol! thats hilarious! Have a star!
2007-06-05 13:52:14 · answer #8 · answered by Ollie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-05 12:21:35 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
There you go, You know i got a 13 years old so this kind of scare me
2007-06-05 15:09:31 · answer #10 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋