A guy was walking down a beach one day when he came across the genie lamp. He rubbed three times and a genie came out and said i will grant you three wishes. But remember what ever you get you mother in law get twice as much.\\
So the guy sat there and thought for a while and said i would like a million dollars. The genie replied remember you mother in law will get 2 million dollars. the guy said "okay"
After a little while of thinking he said i would like a red corvette the genie replied again you mother in law will have two red corvettes the guy said that fine.
the guy sat there for about 5 mins and finally said" the hell with it beat me half to death."
2007-06-05 11:20:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
bravo
2007-06-05 11:23:17 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ooh his mother in law is gonna be beat to a full death then LOL
2007-06-05 12:03:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Very good! Enjoy your star! What a smart man!
2007-06-05 12:11:00 · answer #3 · answered by pitsargenaf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Clever but if i was him i would've asked for a billion dollars!!
2007-06-05 11:27:58 · answer #4 · answered by ♥{puεrtoяicaи. аиgεl}♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-05 12:14:35 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
i've heard it before but with a husband and wife
still really funny
2007-06-05 11:31:44 · answer #6 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha shes a dead meat lol have a star
2007-06-05 17:08:20 · answer #7 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He must hate his mother in law...
2007-06-05 11:29:10 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehe
2007-06-05 17:49:44 · answer #9 · answered by skatepunk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like!!
2007-06-05 11:25:37 · answer #10 · answered by Sunshine Swirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋