...Ugly child at door, "I,m Tommy Modo, I,m just letting you know that our Quasi won,t be in today".
2007-06-05 11:14:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
About as funny as syphilis
2007-06-05 11:17:47 · answer #1 · answered by john r 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and the Hunchback of Notre Dame were talking to each other.........
Sleeping Beauty said that she was the most beautiful woman in the world.
Tom Thumb said that he is the smallest person in the world.
The Hunchback said that he is the ugliest person in the world.
Just to reconfirm their claims, they all decided to go to the Guinness Books of Records to check their status.
Sleeping Beauty came out of the Guinness Books of Records Office with a big grin on her face as she has been reconfirmed as the most beautiful woman in the world.
Tom Thumb came out of the Guinness Books of Records Office dancing a jig and whistling a tune as he is still the smallest person in the world.
The Hunchback of Notre Dame came out with a confused look on his face.
Sleeping Beauty and Tom Thumb were curious and asked the Hunchback what was wrong.
In a dejected and confused voice the Hunchback asked………………..
"Who the f##k is Wayne Rooney ?"
2007-06-05 18:37:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Quasi was showing off ringing the bells. He jumped up and nutted one but lost his footing and crashed to the ground. Two nuns walking past looked at him spread out there and one asked the other,
"Do you know him?"
"No, but his face rings a bell."
2007-06-09 12:46:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but will he be in tomorrow, Tom Modo?
2007-06-05 18:31:43 · answer #4 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't funny.. Lame joke.
2007-06-05 20:59:29 · answer #5 · answered by Ollie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
will the poor bugger get back pay on the sick or just a lump sum
2007-06-07 16:31:41 · answer #6 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that it was going to be funny, but you have given me the hump now......hahaha
2007-06-05 18:37:38 · answer #7 · answered by debray 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
cool
2007-06-06 05:20:46 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one.. hehe
2007-06-06 13:45:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he got a bad back......lol
2007-06-05 18:16:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋