This thing gets more entertaining by the minute. I think the Quakers on the Moon leased Adams spaceship for the semi annual trips to Kolob!
2007-06-06 12:29:07
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answered by Anonymous
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This is all done magically - or to put in in mormonese, "It hasn't been revealed yet" and it's bloody unlikely it ever will.
Brigham also taught that ALL LIFE will be resurrected, so we can look forward to having to live with super-de-dooper viruses and bacteria that cannot be destroyed. Will fleas still require hosts to suck blood? Resurrected beings don't have any [Blood, according to the church], but I wonder how we'll live in peace and harmony with eternal rats, lice and germs? Are these creatures also "intelligences" made of light? Or the other way around?
Oh - I forget - it hasn't been 'revealed' yet. The eternal cop-out.
2007-06-05 19:53:34
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answered by Dances with Poultry 5
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You'd have to ask Brigham Young. I've never heard this before now. So, obviously, it's Brigham Young's opinion, and not from God as official doctrine.
2007-06-06 04:21:50
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answered by mormon_4_jesus 7
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Makes as much sense as an invisible sky pixie who exsisted before exsistance creating everything in less then a week (simultaneously falsifying fossils and C14 isotops to throw off scientists thousands of years later).
In fact, compared to mainstream Christian nonsense, it sounds quite believable.
2007-06-05 18:18:18
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answered by Dazcha 5
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Well thank you!!!
I'm glad somebody brought that to my attention... better notify the temples. Apparently they've been teaching their members false doctrines since 1931!
2007-06-05 18:04:11
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answered by Anonymous
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boy that's weird. it's a good thing regular christians have come to their senses and worship a carpenter who lived 2000 years ago!
2007-06-05 18:14:09
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answered by blackroserequiem 2
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Yep, and the Garden of Eden was in Missouri. Noah's ark was built in North Carolina. I think Brig and Joe both had pleanty of dust in their heads.
2007-06-05 18:07:57
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answered by Anonymous
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Well, I must admit, you sound very right, very smug and sure of yourself, I mean about how everyone else is stupid because if they only knew what you did the world would be a better place, where elves and fairies can dance with man and woman in eternal bliss and no religions are stupid and arbitrary.
Thank you. I feel so much smarter thanks to you.
FP
2007-06-05 18:05:45
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answered by F. Perdurabo 7
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It is unreal what some people believe. And they can repeat it with a straight face!
2007-06-05 18:04:35
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answered by atheist jesus 4
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well, a lot of creationists don't believe this, thats just mormons, but they are entitled to believe what they want i suppose, i my self don't see this but its possable.
2007-06-05 18:20:37
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answered by Anonymous
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