A beautiful, well-dressed blonde seats herself in the first class cabin on a
cross-country flight, and settles her in for the trip, smiling prettily at
admiring passengers seated around her.
Underway, a flight attendant soon approaches the blonde and says, 'Miss, I'm
sorry, but I see that your ticket is for coach, and you're seated in first
class; I'm afraid you'll have to move.'
The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, and I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York
to be a model.'
Slightly incredulous, the attendant alerts the senior flight attendant.
The senior attendant approaches the blonde and says, politely,'I'm sorry,
Miss, but since your ticket is for coach, you'll have to move back.'
The blonde replies, sweetly, 'I'm Blonde, and I'm beautiful, and I'm going to
New York to be a model' -- and shows no signs of moving.
Frustrated, the senior attendant informs the captain, and he says he'll deal
with the problem. He turns over flight control, walks to the rear, and observes
the blonde seated comfortably in first class.
Approaching her with a smile, the captain leans over and speaks quietly into
the blonde's ear. Almost immediately, the blonde gathers her things, gets up,
and moves quickly to the coach compartment.
Amazed, the senior flight attendant asks the captain, 'Captain, I'm impressed
... what did you say to her?'
The captain grinned slyly and said, 'I just told her that the first class
cabin doesn't go to New York.'
2007-06-05 10:45:54 · 9 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you just made my day
that is ssooooo FUNNY
thanks for the laugh
here have a star, enjoy
keep em comin
2007-06-05 10:50:48 · answer #1 · answered by ♫Cuban Gurl♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can try Southall travel to find cheap flights from UK to New York. Southall travel is one of the leading travel agents in UK. Hope it will help you
2016-05-17 13:34:57 · answer #2 · answered by rene 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha thats really funny lol 10/10 and a star for you hunni
2007-06-05 17:19:09 · answer #3 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That...was....AWESOME!!! That was really good! :D I love it. Star!
Do you want to hear a joke that i made up?
http://malaysia.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070604195824AAi66TC
It would be great if you gave Ryan D a thumbs down!
2007-06-05 12:59:26 · answer #4 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-06-05 12:32:08 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
had to laugh at that one cheers
2007-06-05 10:54:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one...kinda sad she fell fell for that one
2007-06-05 10:50:43 · answer #7 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt get it.
2007-06-05 10:53:01 · answer #8 · answered by Kryssy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-06-05 10:50:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋