What acts of revenge should i carry out on my extremely bothersome neighbor?

Answer 1

* Go to the library and take order cards out of all the magazines. Send them to his home.Check off the bill me later option.
* You know those ads for Franklin mint type of dolls and knick knacks ? Cut out those coupons and have those items sent to him. Check the bill me later option.
*Send pizza, deli, Chinese food to his house. Send every taxi company in town! Send a few tow truck companies too !
* Go on Craig's list and put up add ! put in the adult section saying your looking for a quickie with another man ... Put your neighbors / name and phone number.
**** DON"T USE YOUR PHONE YOU CAN PICK UP A CHEAP UNTRACEBLE TO YOU CELL PHONE THAT USES CARDS FROM ANY WALMART/ TARGET ! PAY CASH FOR IT !
* Does he have a wife? If so get a lady friend to call her and say that her husband asked her out for drinks but after she found he was married she couldn't see him again... Have her tell the wife she just wanted to let her know what her husband has been doing. Or just have a the lady friend call and ask for the man .... Make sure he's not home when your friend calls .... Act a little snotty to the wife .
* Put some of this Coyote Urine crap in his yard. !
You can get it at a hunting supply store ! They also sell this potent liquid azzz smell stuff buy it here ---> http://www.liquidass.com/ Put where he hangs out in his yard!
*Does he have a great lawn ??? Get a nice high powered water gun ( super soaker) and put some liquid GRASS KILLER ( get lots cheap at walmart) in the water gun ... Now shoot it on his lawn .... Within days his grass will die in all the places you sprayed.
* If you won't get caught stuff some "real dog crap " on his car door handle .. Don't use too much just a little under the handle !

Answer 2

Revenge is bad. It will start a war. Just try to be kind. I know he might not act the same way(be kind), but this is the best thing I can say now. I hope things will get better with time. Maybe if I were wiser I would have given you a better advice.

Answer 3

Oohh..when I saw this question, my evil brain went into action! jk. Hmmm..well, I don't know what you mean by 'extremely bothersome', but here are some ideas.

1. Do the same things to the neighbor that he does to you.
2. Google 'April Fool's Jokes'
3. Move
4. Inform your landlord (if you live in apartments)
5. On a holiday, send your neighbor flowers with a nice note and a not-so-nice postscript.
6. Hijak his car and your ransom is a change in attitude

Okay, I am having way too much fun with this. Good luck...try to keep things legal.

Answer 4

Generally, I don't bother because those people will eventually get what they deserve. There's only one minor thing I did to an annoying guy at high school. I typed up a game on the old BBC computers at school and started passing it around to my friends. This idiot kept bugging me to give him a copy so I made up a trojan horse and installed it into the copy of the program that I gave to him. Once he got to a certain score, it deleted itself from his account, renamed his password and then deleted itself from the memory. I had trouble stopping myself from laughing when he told me that he was playing the game and something went wrong and he now couldn't get into his account. A few days later I told him I found the "malfunction" and I told him what the malfunction had renamed his password to. What an idiot. I would have felt bad if he had failed a subject because of it but I have no regrets. Now, the last trojan horses I've made were just to teach people the methods that hackers use and why they shouldn't plug in a USB key that they find in their school or work car park.

Answer 5

Revenge is a waste of energy. Perhaps it's time to find another place to live. If you don't want to move, just ignore the person.

Answer 6

None, you will find that no matter how terrible they are, no matter how low class, loud, dirty or trailer park that they become...you will always be the tolerant neighbor who set an example of etiquette, refinement and class that changed them into respectable adults.

I am going through a similar issue, but I accept their differences and let them see a quiet, sophisticated family that enjoys peace and a safe neighborhood without getting: tattos, dirt bikes, 4x4's, loud speakers in the driveway, mud vehilces and a closet full of alcohol ad t-shirts in black.

May God bring you peace, soon!

Answer 7

He must of done something really bad for you to want revenge. Did he chop down one of your trees? Or did he drive his car over your lawn? Or steal your lawnmower? If he did something that is really against the law, you should get a lawyer. If it is just annoying but not illegal, try doing something nice, that will really confuse him. That is the best revenge of all. Does he know he is annoying you? Or do you expect him to guess? Maybe if you took him a plate of cookies and talked to him you might discover he could become a friend.

Answer 8

I don't know if seeking revenge on someone is appropiate. Especially someone that you live next to and have to see all the time. I think ignoring is the best payback. If anything you don't want to stoop to someones ignorant level.

Answer 9

stand outside your neighbors window (where you can see his tv) & with a universal remote in hand program it to his tv & shut it off or change the channel without them knowing what is going on, they will think the tv has a problem and in turn will probably call a repairman & the bills will keep piling up as long as you are willing to keep doing it.

Answer 10

revenge is letting him know that nothing he does bothers you. That is the ultimate revenge. It will eat him alive.